Charley, In A High Voice, Holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I Was Thinking About Going Back To School And Starting

// what is written on the far sides of stars //

Babe Heffron tears a hole in his best friend's shirt, knocks out his front tooth, and ruins Eugene Roe’s life.

read on ao3

"They want you to give in, but we won't let them"

Shane Taylor in Strike Back S03E01

Eion Bailey as David Kenyon Webster in BAND OF BROTHERS (2001) ↳ Part Four: Replacements

seriously yall… who’s gonna be the eugene hbowar actor to my cat sitting at the table with him???

hello band of brotherers of tumblr heres webgott

My wife and I have a little game we play called "Speaking From Ignorance."

To play Speaking From Ignorance, all you need is a phone with a voice recorder, and another person who knows considerably more or considerably less about a topic than you do. The topic can be anything: from "how to bake a quiche" to "what happens in the Peter Jackson Hobbit movies" to "who is Florence Pugh" to "how does the traveling salesman problem work." All that matters is that one of you has a firm grasp on the material, and one of you absolutely the fuck does not.

Then the person who knows about the topic turns on the recorder, and says to the person who knows barely anything: "Hey - tell me everything you think you know about [X]."

The speaker is then not allowed to ask any questions. Nor is the expert allowed to volunteer any information. The expert is allowed to pipe up with a faintly incredulous "Oh--really? Do you--do you think so?" from time to time, but for the most part, the expert's job is just to sit there and make encouraging sounds while the speaker digs their own grave.

This is never not funny.

The reason you record it is because, very often, the first thing the speaker wants to do after finishing the recording is find out how you actually make a quiche, or whatever. Then you both get to go back and listen to how wrong they were.

We have a small library now of Speaking From Ignorance recordings, and I'm going to be listening to them until I'm eighty.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

still can't believe the intro from Tab's letter to Dick, he wrote this with heart eyes, a big loopy smile, twirling his hair I'm sure.

also Tab, are you writing to your sweetheart overseas or your former captain:

i need to impregnate gale cleven