Just In Case I Have Updated My “DNI” List To Avoid Future Confusion. Hopefully This New Version Is

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

You don’t deserve the honor of a proper response.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY AND YOU KNOW IT!!

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

I'm a coward I guess.

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