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HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

no

Yes. Yes he is.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

Hello, greetings from the sentient black mold in your shingles, how do you do?

Please get out of my shingles.

Dr. Pines, Dr. Pines!!!! I just had the greatest interview for a molecular and cell biology PhD program I applied to!!! I think I might be getting into grad school and get to do legit bio research! I know u don't know me, but I thought you'd be proud 😁

Goodness! I'm deeply sorry for the.. Embarrassingly long delay.. It's truly an honor that you've made me aware. Congratulations! I'm very proud of you. Science is a great field! (Yes I am biased.) I wish you the best on your journey to the top!

Sincerely,

-Dr. Stanford F. Pines

Hi sorry if this is weird but I think your six fingers are really cool

-@nikkos-weirdmageddon

Thank you! I was always teased for them as a child but it's nice to see some appreciation for them every now and then!

SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY AND YOU KNOW IT!!

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

Embarrassing.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

I'm a coward I guess.

This two

Why would you repost this.

Bill is such a moanable name no wonder Ford was crazy about him, moan his name, I dare you.

What them tongues and arms do

Hear me out on Nightmare Bill.

I suppose this is an invite to share them?

Bill’s size is whatever he pleases, but the angle of his corners almost always remains a proper 60°. The only time I’ve seen them deviate is when he allows his side-lengths to take on a curve. For the sake of his privacy I won’t disclose any further details.

drop a photo i need to measure your sides to see if your ACTUALLY 90 degrees exact

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THESE EDGES

@stanford-f-pines-64 CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY MEASUREMENTS IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

Oh, absolutely. I block people and tags as much as needed. The “DNI” list is simply there to allow the people on it to make that choice themselves if they so desire.

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THE DAMN CODES

THIS IS FORDESE. COMMONLY WRONGLY ATTRIBUTED TO ME.

SIXER HIMSELF CLAIMS THE NAME IN HIS JOURNAL. THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU MORONS HAVE TO AN OFFICIAL NAME. THIS IS FORDESE.

I CAN SEE WHERE THE MISUNDERSTANDING COMES FROM, BUT THE FUCKING “GUIDE TO MYSTERY AND NONSTOP FUN” SHOULDN’T BE REGARDED AS A HIGHER SOURCE THAN THE GODDAMN “AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS” HIMSELF

THIS ONE’S MINE! THIS IS YOUR SO-CALLED “BILL’S CIPHER”. GREAT NAME BY THE WAY I REALLY DO LOVE IT

THIS IS THE ONLY CODE I ACTUALLY USED IN HIS JOURNAL. ALSO YOUR IDIOCY IS REALLY SHOWING WITH THE “TRANSLATES TO NUMBERS THEN USE A1Z26”. THE NUMBERS ARE THERE TO TELL YOU THE ORDER YOU MORONS

THIS ONE IS CORRECT. THE ONLY CORRECT ONE. THIS IS INDEED FORDSY’S SYMBOL CIPHER! THIS VERSION IS OCCASIONALLY USED IN THE SHOW FOR JOURNAL PAGES AND IS STILL USED TODAY FOR OCCASIONAL MESSAGES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE HARDER TO DECODE. GOOD EXAMPLES INCLUDE THE “LIAR, MONSTER, SNAPPY DRESSER” FROM MY PAGE OF THE JOURNAL AND “AD ASTRA PER ASPERA” FROM FORDSY’S LITTLE NOTE ON THE NOT-WEBSITE.

HOPEFULLY THIS MANAGES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP!!! MAYBE YOU BRAINDEAD SACKS OF FLESH WILL GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC EXISTENCE NOW THAT I’VE CORRECTED YOU

TLDR: EVERYONE GETS THE DAMN CIPHER NAMES MIXED UP AND IT PISSES ME OFF

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines

Can confirm. This monster would devour any die that would dare give him an unfavorable outcome. It got to the point he refused to stop DMing if he couldn’t use his own specially made dice (they were weighted).

I, of course blinded by his apparent “beauty” at the time, allowed him to cheat this way for roughly 12 years until I finally got bored of his perfect planned campaigns. Variation is a part of D&D&MD, the failed rolls and ruined plans are what make it enjoyable! It’s about the journey; not the destination.

I allow Bill to help design the creatures I use in the games Dipper and I play together instead. A much better use of his unique brand of creativity.

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

Just in case I have updated my “DNI” list to avoid future confusion. Hopefully this new version is more accurate.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

Why would Bill be asking you to call it Bizzaremageddon when he immediately called it Weirdmageddon when it started? ("Welcome one and all to Weirdmageddon!") Does he regret calling it that? Did he not call it that in your universe? Am I overthinking this? Did weirdmageddon have a different start in your universe?? Are the events of weirdmageddon as a whole different??? Am I overthinking this? Probably the last one.

I'm so normal about this.

As per previous posts when prompted (nice alliteration!), neither Weirdmageddon nor Bizzarmageddon have occurred in my dimension. It is in my best interest to ensure they never do. However, as Bill has likely made clear enough, he still intends to invade R34LITY. In that scenario the event will be called Bizzarmageddon.

Av xpt nvgiwgq, Q ascha ai’py wdbv jk hupi gg joiiio mli jstiw wl fhyv qaubraovg. V34PVLG eea g oxezvdg brnuyvih bmbbv uktuveaw beeb cvkow usza xw kulyvr fwqlqtn lytrjvxxcxhe sv bmbpmlk pmw rnlcoet rhpw gnf mkxmx. Oha 46’\ Fvdt’p wchvkhmasbbw ugutkiq lw prmgr brwvvm fw jkfhrh zw.

Are you using tumblr to spy on your ex?? Girl frfr you are out of his league.

📖👓❤️✨

Oh! No worries fellow “Tumblr” user, I use this site to observe the behavior of those within alongside keeping an eye on my “partner” of sorts. No exes are being spied on here. Perhaps there’s another Stanford you mean to accuse?

— Stanford F. Pines

What’s worse, Wierdmageddon or High School?

High School. At least during Weirdmageddon I could ensure the safety of my Earth while staying on the side of safety myself. In High School I’d just end up the target of more antagonistic behavior.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

based on the last ask... what exactly is your relationship with 64'\ bill?

I have debated what exactly to answer this with for roughly 2 hours now, and have simply accepted that there is no true way to explain our relationship.

It’s a very confusing experience. A “situationship” may be a good word for it? I’m genuinely unsure.

— Stanford F. Pines

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

You deal with Bill on the daily?

...could you ask him how he gets his mascara to look like that

I have asked on multiple occasions and unfortunately he refuses to share his secrets. Claims it’s “NATURAL BEAUTY, BABY!”. I doubt that.

— Stanford F. Pines

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮