I Just Got Flash Banged By Stancest (Do Not Look It Up) And Spent Way To Long Trying To Figure Out How

Why would you repost this.

Bill is such a moanable name no wonder Ford was crazy about him, moan his name, I dare you.

What them tongues and arms do

Hear me out on Nightmare Bill.

I suppose this is an invite to share them?

Bill’s size is whatever he pleases, but the angle of his corners almost always remains a proper 60°. The only time I’ve seen them deviate is when he allows his side-lengths to take on a curve. For the sake of his privacy I won’t disclose any further details.

drop a photo i need to measure your sides to see if your ACTUALLY 90 degrees exact

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THESE EDGES

@stanford-f-pines-64 CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY MEASUREMENTS IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

You don’t deserve the honor of a proper response.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

Yes. Yes he is.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

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