I Am Not Your “husband”. Don’t Lie To Your Followers About What We Are.

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

Just in case I have updated my “DNI” list to avoid future confusion. Hopefully this new version is more accurate.

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

How you tagged that with the x on that last post is actually how you indicate a romantic pairing. Rip.

Oh. Well, I suppose it’s not entirely inaccurate.

— Stanford F. Pines

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

I'm a coward I guess.

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