I Went Onto My “dashboard” And After A View Seconds Of Scrolling Found A Very Disturbing Post. Perhaps

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

Can confirm. This monster would devour any die that would dare give him an unfavorable outcome. It got to the point he refused to stop DMing if he couldn’t use his own specially made dice (they were weighted).

I, of course blinded by his apparent “beauty” at the time, allowed him to cheat this way for roughly 12 years until I finally got bored of his perfect planned campaigns. Variation is a part of D&D&MD, the failed rolls and ruined plans are what make it enjoyable! It’s about the journey; not the destination.

I allow Bill to help design the creatures I use in the games Dipper and I play together instead. A much better use of his unique brand of creativity.

FORDSY HATED PLAYING DNDNMD WITH ME BECAUSE EVERY TIME SOMETHING WENT WRONG OR I GOT A BAD ROLL I’D EAT THE DICE

Hi sorry if this is weird but I think your six fingers are really cool

-@nikkos-weirdmageddon

Thank you! I was always teased for them as a child but it's nice to see some appreciation for them every now and then!

Wow another human! This tumblr app is amazing! Hi my names Uri and I'm a flareon!

(Ooc: I was gonna put an image of what she looks like, but I couldn't find the option?)

Greetings! Tumblr truly is an interesting website, isn’t it? Though I must say I am confused about that text shortcut. I’ve had many of them explained to me, but what does “Ooc” mean?

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

Wait what do you mean about "don't blame one bill for another bills mistakes"?? Are there multiple that you know of?????

I know of perhaps 3 Bills? The one I personally deal with on a daily basis, the one who supposedly encouraged this “Alex Hirsch” character to pitch a show based off of his experiences, and a younger squishier Bill.

In the same order is their names. 64’\ Cipher, also known as “Highly Ambitious Cipher”, 46’\ Cipher or “Slightly Arrogant Cipher”, and “Baby Bill”.

“Don’t blame one Bill for anothers’ mistakes” is to say don’t mock 64’\ for being in the Theraprism, or the Baby for what happened to his home dimension. Those insults both apply to 46’\ .

Are you using tumblr to spy on your ex?? Girl frfr you are out of his league.

📖👓❤️✨

Oh! No worries fellow “Tumblr” user, I use this site to observe the behavior of those within alongside keeping an eye on my “partner” of sorts. No exes are being spied on here. Perhaps there’s another Stanford you mean to accuse?

— Stanford F. Pines

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

You deal with Bill on the daily?

...could you ask him how he gets his mascara to look like that

I have asked on multiple occasions and unfortunately he refuses to share his secrets. Claims it’s “NATURAL BEAUTY, BABY!”. I doubt that.

— Stanford F. Pines