Can Confirm. This Monster Would Devour Any Die That Would Dare Give Him An Unfavorable Outcome. It Got

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

oh wait im in your dni arent i

Eh, I wouldn’t worry too hard about it. That was mostly a joke. I myself am rather involved with the yellow bastard, after all.

— Stanford F. Pines

I have discovered there is much more content on the internet depicting me and my family than I thought. A concerningly high amount of it including Cipher and me. This is both upsetting and strangely expected.

I suppose this is an invite to share them?

Bill’s size is whatever he pleases, but the angle of his corners almost always remains a proper 60°. The only time I’ve seen them deviate is when he allows his side-lengths to take on a curve. For the sake of his privacy I won’t disclose any further details.

drop a photo i need to measure your sides to see if your ACTUALLY 90 degrees exact

ABSOLUTELY NOT. I’M NOT LETTING YOU ANYWHERE NEAR THESE EDGES

@stanford-f-pines-64 CAN TELL YOU ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT MY MEASUREMENTS IF YOU WANT THEM SO BAD

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

how come you know 3 versions of the entity bill cipher? did you also wander through the portal like 46'\ stanford pines or 64'\ cipher told you about it?

Apologies for the wait, I have rather limited time to spend online.

I met 64 Bill the same way 46 Me must’ve met his (leaving out the apostrophe backslash for convenience), our main differences being 64 must’ve had bigger dreams than 46. He chose to send me to an interdimensional meeting place rather than The Nightmare Realm which allowed a much more welcome exploration of dimensions than my alternate selves tend to have.

From there I learned of 46 Bill’s mistakes (mine loves to mock him) and of his younger self. So both, I suppose!

— Stanford F. Pines

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮