Hi Sorry If This Is Weird But I Think Your Six Fingers Are Really Cool

I can’t help but feel that this is some sort of omen.

A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮

Why would you repost this.

Bill is such a moanable name no wonder Ford was crazy about him, moan his name, I dare you.

What them tongues and arms do

Hear me out on Nightmare Bill.

What’s worse, Wierdmageddon or High School?

High School. At least during Weirdmageddon I could ensure the safety of my Earth while staying on the side of safety myself. In High School I’d just end up the target of more antagonistic behavior.

HEY HANDSOME YOU SHOULD TELL US ALL ABOUT YOUR WONDERFUL LOVELY TRIANGULAR BOYFRIEND

no

SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

You deal with Bill on the daily?

...could you ask him how he gets his mascara to look like that

I have asked on multiple occasions and unfortunately he refuses to share his secrets. Claims it’s “NATURAL BEAUTY, BABY!”. I doubt that.

— Stanford F. Pines

Greetings!

I am esteemed researcher and “oddoligist” Stanford F. Pines. My niece and nephew, alongside an older friend of theirs, have suggested I create a “blog” on this site. So here I am!

Please forgive me if I make any mistakes or misunderstand the functions of “Tumblr”. I’m still getting used to cellphones as a whole and this rather small screen is difficult to navigate.

Upon further inquiry, my niece explained to me the concept of a “DNI” or “Do Not Interact” list. I will now be creating my own.

Do Not Interact if: You are within the good intentions of 46’\ Bill Cipher, You engage in the creation or spreading of content that puts me or my family into compromising situations, or You engage with or create “shipping” content of me or my family in problematic manners.

I have also been informed of personal “tags” used to identify and label content. Here are my own.

#My research – Implied in title; any online documentation of my research within or outside of published work.

#Personal anecdotes – Occasionally I may share the happenings around me or a particular thought from my past as I’ve heard users of this site tend to do.

#My musings – Similar to anecdotes, however these are loose unconnected thoughts. Hardly tell a story.

#So! Many! Questions! – Any of my responses to the “ask” feature.

These are all I have in mind at the moment, but I will be updating this list as they are created.

Thus is my introduction! Feel free to ask any/all questions you may have about me or my research. Knowledge is power, after all!

Sincerely, Stanford F. Pines.

Please continue to wish these things upon him. It’s actually rather funny watching my “Lord and Master for all eternity” whimper in his bed and plead for me to bring him food.

— Stanford F. Pines