You Deal With Bill On The Daily?

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

SEND THEM TO ME.

Soo.. Wanna go out sometime? I'm a pretty cool fleshbag and I too pour soda into my eye sockets. Or.. Do you already have a fleshbag..?

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WHAT A CHARMER

I APPRECIATE YOU ASKING UPFRONT INSTEAD OF PAYING OFF A MIDDLEMAN (LOOKING AT YOU CUPID ANON) BUT UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU I’M TAKEN! SIXER’S NOT INTO OPEN RELATIONSHIPS (AND NEITHER AM I REALLY) SO YOU’D BETTER ASK ANOTHER CIPHER

Can we talk smack abt Bill Cipher??

Oh, absolutely! You may talk as much “smack” about Cipher as you’d like. Just ensure that your insults or criticisms are valid when directed at him. Don’t blame one Bill for another Bill’s mistakes, I mean.

— Stanford F. Pines

Oh, absolutely. I block people and tags as much as needed. The “DNI” list is simply there to allow the people on it to make that choice themselves if they so desire.

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT TO THE GRAVITY FALLS FANDOM

ALL OF YOU ARE FUCKING WRONG ABOUT THE DAMN CODES

THIS IS FORDESE. COMMONLY WRONGLY ATTRIBUTED TO ME.

SIXER HIMSELF CLAIMS THE NAME IN HIS JOURNAL. THIS IS THE CLOSEST YOU MORONS HAVE TO AN OFFICIAL NAME. THIS IS FORDESE.

I CAN SEE WHERE THE MISUNDERSTANDING COMES FROM, BUT THE FUCKING “GUIDE TO MYSTERY AND NONSTOP FUN” SHOULDN’T BE REGARDED AS A HIGHER SOURCE THAN THE GODDAMN “AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS” HIMSELF

THIS ONE’S MINE! THIS IS YOUR SO-CALLED “BILL’S CIPHER”. GREAT NAME BY THE WAY I REALLY DO LOVE IT

THIS IS THE ONLY CODE I ACTUALLY USED IN HIS JOURNAL. ALSO YOUR IDIOCY IS REALLY SHOWING WITH THE “TRANSLATES TO NUMBERS THEN USE A1Z26”. THE NUMBERS ARE THERE TO TELL YOU THE ORDER YOU MORONS

THIS ONE IS CORRECT. THE ONLY CORRECT ONE. THIS IS INDEED FORDSY’S SYMBOL CIPHER! THIS VERSION IS OCCASIONALLY USED IN THE SHOW FOR JOURNAL PAGES AND IS STILL USED TODAY FOR OCCASIONAL MESSAGES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE HARDER TO DECODE. GOOD EXAMPLES INCLUDE THE “LIAR, MONSTER, SNAPPY DRESSER” FROM MY PAGE OF THE JOURNAL AND “AD ASTRA PER ASPERA” FROM FORDSY’S LITTLE NOTE ON THE NOT-WEBSITE.

HOPEFULLY THIS MANAGES TO CLEAR SOME SHIT UP!!! MAYBE YOU BRAINDEAD SACKS OF FLESH WILL GET SOMETHING RIGHT FOR ONCE IN YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC EXISTENCE NOW THAT I’VE CORRECTED YOU

TLDR: EVERYONE GETS THE DAMN CIPHER NAMES MIXED UP AND IT PISSES ME OFF

I just got flash banged by stancest (Do not look it up) and spent way to long trying to figure out how to filter tags, so finding this blog is a genuine relief

I don’t even need to look it up to know how awful that must be. I’m glad that you’ve found what you’re looking for.

— Stanford F. Pines

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

Yes. Yes he is.

first 5 faceless emojis are how your summers gonna go

I’ve seen similar phrases to this across the internet. What exactly is the significance of my nephew and the imitation Mexican food restaurant?

— Stanford F. Pines

Bill eating a taco 🌮