Why Would You Repost This.

Dr. Pines, Dr. Pines!!!! I just had the greatest interview for a molecular and cell biology PhD program I applied to!!! I think I might be getting into grad school and get to do legit bio research! I know u don't know me, but I thought you'd be proud 😁

Goodness! I'm deeply sorry for the.. Embarrassingly long delay.. It's truly an honor that you've made me aware. Congratulations! I'm very proud of you. Science is a great field! (Yes I am biased.) I wish you the best on your journey to the top!

Sincerely,

-Dr. Stanford F. Pines

I am not your “husband”. Don’t lie to your followers about what we are.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.

Oh, absolutely. I block people and tags as much as needed. The “DNI” list is simply there to allow the people on it to make that choice themselves if they so desire.

I went onto my “dashboard” and after a view seconds of scrolling found a very disturbing post. Perhaps it would be best to update my “Do Not Interact” to include those who sexualize me or my family.

Hm. Alright. I’ve seen quite a few terrible things online so for once I’ll take your word for it.

Bill eating a taco 🌮

My sincerest apologies for my lack of communication over the past few weeks. I haven’t quite gotten the hang of the “queue” system yet and my free time to post is quite limited.

Greetings!

I am esteemed researcher and “oddoligist” Stanford F. Pines. My niece and nephew, alongside an older friend of theirs, have suggested I create a “blog” on this site. So here I am!

Please forgive me if I make any mistakes or misunderstand the functions of “Tumblr”. I’m still getting used to cellphones as a whole and this rather small screen is difficult to navigate.

Upon further inquiry, my niece explained to me the concept of a “DNI” or “Do Not Interact” list. I will now be creating my own.

Do Not Interact if: You are within the good intentions of 46’\ Bill Cipher, You engage in the creation or spreading of content that puts me or my family into compromising situations, or You engage with or create “shipping” content of me or my family in problematic manners.

I have also been informed of personal “tags” used to identify and label content. Here are my own.

#My research – Implied in title; any online documentation of my research within or outside of published work.

#Personal anecdotes – Occasionally I may share the happenings around me or a particular thought from my past as I’ve heard users of this site tend to do.

#My musings – Similar to anecdotes, however these are loose unconnected thoughts. Hardly tell a story.

#So! Many! Questions! – Any of my responses to the “ask” feature.

These are all I have in mind at the moment, but I will be updating this list as they are created.

Thus is my introduction! Feel free to ask any/all questions you may have about me or my research. Knowledge is power, after all!

Sincerely, Stanford F. Pines.

how come ur here spying on ur ex boyfriend... triangle-friend? is bill even a boy? is anyone asking the real questions here????

Not ex, mind you. I’d say Bill technically counts as a current partner.

His gender identity is just one more confusing detail that he takes joy in refusing to explain. Supposedly there were over 14 million possible gender identities in his old dimension; but this is neither proven true nor false, so whether this is trustworthy information is up to you. I personally have given up on trying to fit him into any boxes. He is simply Bill.

Back to the original question at hand. I’m not exactly “spying” on him so much as I am keeping an eye on him to ensure he’s not spreading information I’d rather keep private or antagonizing others for no good reason. I still browse other content on this site, though.

— Stanford F. Pines

So this is what you’ve been doing in all our recent games… No wonder I can’t find a difference.

SECRET CHESS MOVE: EVERY TIME YOUR OPPONENT LOOKS AWAY SWAP TWO OF THEIR IDENTICAL PIECES. THEY CAN’T TELL WHAT’S DIFFERENT BUT THE ENCROACHING FEELING THAT YOU DID SOMETHING WILL LEAD THEM TO MAKE MORE MISTAKES THEREFORE YOU WIN BECAUSE CHESS IS NOT ABOUT CHECKMATE. CHESS IS ABOUT WHO CAN CAUSE THE MOST EMOTIONAL DISTRESS TO THEIR OPPONENT

A large concentration of flower-like pseudoflora has been found in the Far Plains. Upon closer inspection, the cause of this has been determined to be a previously undiscovered entity type. These entities spread a propagating material over large areas.

Design by @noval1t.

You don’t deserve the honor of a proper response.

AWWW LOOK AT YOU TRYING TO USE YOUR FANCY LITTLE WEBSITE

TELL SHOOTING STAR I SAID HIII <3

Get out.