my body, his choice.
911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, what’s your emergency?
Colby: Yes, Y/N has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.
911 Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?
Colby: …*mumbles*
911 Dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?
Colby: …I put on a maids dress-
Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?
Steve Kemp I will always love you
Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐
Got this on #pinterest
no one can match my freak (obsession and devotion until i die for u)
*Anakin and Y/N arguing*
Y/N: Y’know what? Fuck you!
Anakin: I already did!
Y/N: …
Anakin: - and I did it real good!
Y/N: …
Anakin: …
Y/N: - you did.
supposed to be writing a carlos fic right now but after this story he posted…i need to write a lando x sainz!resder fic QUICK SOMEONE SEND ME A REQUEST BRAIN IS JAMMED RN
Baby carried a watermelon and Lando Norris fingered a melon
charles: *going through the most tedious days of his f1 career*
the pants he's wearing:
hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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