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Y/N:*bursts into room, starts panicking*

Anakin:

Anakin: what happened?!

Y/N: no one died.

Anakin: WHAT KIND OF AN ANSWER-

Y/N: do you trust me?

Liam: no.

Y/N: smart man-

Your daily dose of cat memes

tipsy sirius giving u a bath after a party

"what the hell are you idiots doing?"

it's almost comical how quickly the pair of you turn at the sound of remus' voice. sirius has a half empty beer in one hand and the running shower head in the other. you on the other hand are in a fit of giggles as the water runs down your face.

"m'just watering her, moony. she's gon' grow pretty and strong. like a beautiful flower"

Y/N: If karma won't fuck you, I will.

Liam: Is this a pickup line or a threat?

Y/N: Both.

In which my dashboard reminded me of Liam's truths and makes me wonder if I should bring him back as one of my muses...

It's true tho... I really am a whore for this boy 🤣😖

looks like cinnamon roll but could actually kill you: scott mccall

looks like he could kill you but is actually cinnamon roll: theo raeken (fitE ME)

looks like cinnamon roll and is actually cinnamon roll: liam dunbar

looks like he could kill you and could actually kill you: derek hale

Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?

she’s a 10 but she rots in her room all day listening to music and making up scenarios in her head

In honour of the weekend I offer the theory:

Same man, different levels of child protection

Reblog if I can go on your page and write stupid things in your ask box whenever I'd like to.

*Anakin and Y/N arguing*

Y/N: Y’know what? Fuck you!

Anakin: I already did!

Y/N: …

Anakin: - and I did it real good!

Y/N: …

Anakin: …

Y/N: - you did.

Anakin: I have something to ask you.

Y/N: *looks at watch* uhm, we should hurry up, but, okay, Ani, sure go ahead.

Anakin: I’d like to know if you really, huh, like me

Y/N: …

Anakin: …

Y/N: Ani, we’ve been together for 7 years and we’re getting married in 10 minutes-

Anakin: Fuck you

Y/N: No, fuck you. You’re the bottom in this relationship.

Anakin:

Anakin, confused: We haven’t even banged.

Y/N: Did you eat all the powdered sugar donuts?

Colby: *mouth full of donuts* No...

Y/N: Then what's that on your pants?

Colby: That's cocaine.

you can tell the writers had a lot of fun on this episode there are so many good and iconic gags i couldn’t upload them all at once and decided to compile them together

Y/N: *does something cute*

Colby, under his breath: I'm in love with you

Y/N: What was that?

Colby: I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO

People who say that Teresa killed Newt:

Colby: *sneezes*

y/n: *who is invisible* bless you

Colby: god?

Hey Moll! Can I request NSFW prompt 10 and 15 (for Anakin Skywalker, if you write for him?

One Night

Pairing: Anakin Skywalker x fem!reader

Fandom: Star Wars

Warnings: NSFW, smut

Word Count: 828

A/N: Hello lovely! Of course you can! I hope you enjoy it and that it's something of what you wanted. I truly appreciate all the support and love! Thank you so much for this request. Anyways, feedback is always welcome and encouraged!

Summary: Anakin and you swear that the kiss that leads to more, will only be one night.

(gif not mine!)

"Just once," You mumbled against Anakin's lips as you fumbled to close the door behind you, "Just one time and never again."

Anakin nodded, his hands trailing your body before finally grabbing under your thighs and lifting you effortlessly, "Mhm. Mhm. No talking about it, just one night. Got it."

"One night."

Your voice was muffled by Anakin's lips attaching to yours once more. You wrapped your legs around his waist and groaned softly at the feeling of his erection pressing against your clothed heat. Both of you worked quickly to get the other's tops off while maintaining the make-out. Anakin groaned loudly as you rubbed down against him.

"God, (y/n), you'll be the death of me," Anakin mumbled, moving down your neck, nipping and licking as he went.

"Wanna bet?"

Anakin chuckled at your challenge, walking over to the bed and dropping you on it. You smiled as he tugged off your pants, a hungry look filling his eyes. You beckoned him, and the sandy-blonde-haired boy crawled up you quickly, his eyes ravishing you laying out for him like you were.

"One night," Anakin sighed, kissing his way up your chest.

You nodded, "Just one. So you better show me what you got, Ani."

He kissed your lips fiercely, mushing them together as he pushed down his pants. Anakin smiled as he pulled away and watched your shocked reaction as you took in the size of him. Anakin knew he was larger than average and took pride in flaunting it.

"I don't wanna break you," Anakin smirked, rubbing his tip between your folds as you gasped.

You grabbed onto Anakin's shoulders, your eyes locking with his as you spoke, "Don't be gentle."

Without another word, Anakin slammed himself into you, filling you up entirely with ease. He thrust into you quickly and mercilessly, setting a quick, hard pace that had you moaning loudly. You knew you were in too deep that even if the two of you managed to keep this as a one-time thing, the memories wouldn't be.

The two of you molded together perfectly, like two halves finally becoming whole after years apart. There had always been sexual tension between the both of you, but you had never expected anything to actually come of it. He was a Jedi Knight, and you were a Jedi Master, something he envied you for greatly.

If this was the last time... if this was the only time you ever got with Anakin, it still wouldn't change anything. You knew it was too late. The moment your lips had first connected in the training room you'd been left alone in, you knew it. No kiss would ever be the same. No sex would ever compare. Nobody's touch would ever affect you the way Anakin did, and Anakin's touch would never be innocent like it once was.

Moans and whines fell from your lips as Anakin pounded in and out of you, hitting your g-spot each and every single time. Your nails dug into his shoulders, leaving crescent moon marks in their wake. How could sex be so overwhelmingly amazing? Was it breaking the rules? Or possibly the built-up sexual tension?

A dark, betraying part of your mind couldn't help but think that this would be nice. Being with Anakin like this, whenever you pleased, a relationship with the slightly older Jedi Knight. You let your eyes flutter shut, trying to block out your emotions and just enjoy Anakin. All six foot six of him setting your body on fire in ways that nobody else had ever managed to.

His hand snaked down between your two bodies, finding a way to your clit and immediately rubbing. You cried out at the sensation, seeing stars in your vision as your orgasm slammed into you. Anakin groaned at the feeling of you clenching around him, trying to milk him of his own juices. It wasn't much longer until Anakin was moaning and releasing himself inside you, using his arm to prevent him from collapsing on you.

"Fuck," Anakin groaned.

"Wow," you breathed out, watching Anakin carefully.

He dropped himself beside you, laying on his side as he caught his breath. You both lay in silence for multiple minutes, your eyes locked with one another as you focused on calming your racing heartbeats. While your heart was calming down, your mind was speeding up as the realization of everything dawned upon you. There was no coming back anymore.

"So..." You started softly.

A small smile came to Anakin's lips as he looked at you, "This is more than one night."

Heat flooded your cheeks as Anakin leaned in, kissing you deeply and immediately getting a response. You melted into the kiss, cursing yourself for allowing Anakin to be entirely correct. There had always been something more between the two of you, and as dangerous and bad as it was, there was no way that Anakin and you could ever be just one might.

General taglist: @nowthisisdark @techssexythighs

Star Wars taglist: @sythe-vordik

Keep the flame going for those we have lost to suicide. 

911 Dispatcher: Hello 911, what’s your emergency?

Colby: Yes, Y/N has fainted and is bleeding from their nose.

911 Dispatcher: An ambulance is on its way, what were the events leading up to this?

Colby: …*mumbles*

911 Dispatcher: Sorry, could you please repeat that?

Colby: …I put on a maids dress-

Colby: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.

Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*

Colby: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.

Colby: truth or dare?

Y/N: *exasperated* truth

Colby: do you want to kiss me?

Y/N: dare.

Colby: *leans in* I dare you to kiss me.

Y/N: never have I ever-

Colby: ThAT’s NOt ThE gAMe

a fictional man: *is kinda fucked up*

me: i want him so bad

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

idgaf what your blog aesthetic is, reblog.

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what