Where Did You Come From,

Why tf does my friend have Vines on VHS lmao

They can if you're not a coward and add the dynamite

blackberries are so good <- the start of my fruit reviewer career

He’s got life figured out

Fuck yeah

Beyblade

POV: You stop to talk to your coordinator for your college classes and end up having a second breakdown of the day that leads to the discovery that the school once again fucked up your schedule and you now have to pay for being over the maximum allotted credits

I'm not even gonna complain about it. I found it funny. She saw me taking them and she was laughing about it

@idraw-sometimes It's 5:37. How's the stage managing going? The closet is pretty warm.

You will not use AI to get ideas for your story. You will lie on the floor and have wretched visions like god intended

I'm suffering from great pain today. special dinner: ibuprofen sandwich

I just got some message asking me my opinion on trump but I don't like random ppl texting so I decided to have a little fun and sent a picture of a bird with a giant ballsack hanging from it and can't wait to be left alone

trixie weed joke