𝐬𝐭𝐮𝐟𝐟 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐫𝐬

list of random things I always script that you may not already have scripted 🍰

pinterest has a “gift” button that I can manifest whatever’s in the pictures. (clothes, makeup,, accessories, skincare,food)

I always know something interesting/funny to say in any situation, im never awkward and dry and I can keep convos going .

audio doesn’t leak through headphones, even if you have it to MAX volume.

chipotle workers ARENT stingy and actually load up ur bowl 😭

you look stunning in absolutely photo, even if ur doing a silly face, your face card is so powerful.

my baking taste better than crumbl cookie (HELP)

your s/o isn’t attracted to anyone romantically or sexually , except for you.

the “spark”/ “honeymoon phase” of ur relationship never dies out, it lasts for the whole relationship.

ur buttcrack never shows…EVER.

you can learn and perfect anything in under 5 mins. (Instruments, sports, hobbies)

your partner shows you all 5 love languages

(physical touch, words of affirmation, acts of service, gift giving, quality time)

you and your s/o’s love is more intense than noah and allies from the notebook

animals LOVE you, they never bite you/are aggressive with you.

my phone only goes down 1% per hour

all my favorite ships in tv shows become canon (NEED THIS)

never accidentally post something you didn’t mean to…

you are the BEST gift gifter becsuse you always know exactly what the person wants/would like.

Makeup/hair always comes out perfect first try

i wish i could like comments here 😭🧎‍♀️‍➡️i promise i am not ignoring you, i just don’t know how to reply and liking comments is easier 🫶🏻

Okay uhh wow this is gonna take a minute, ty for tagging hon ♡

(Also el scorcho + catch you catch me mentioned AHHHHH♡♡♡)

s : Succexy - Metric

t : The Record Player Song - Daisy the Great

a : All These Things That I've Done - The Killers

r : Roll Me In - Katamari Damacy Sountrack

t : Tearproof - The Undertones

n : Nada Personal - Soda Stereo

e : Eres Para Mi - Julieta Venegas

w : Watermelon - John + Jane Q. Public

g : girl - salvia palth

a : Americano - Lady Gaga

m : Moon & Prince - Katamari Damacy Soundtrack

e : endroll - mikanzil

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p : pizza boy - Jack Stauber

t : The Good Life - Weezer

(two) : The World Has Turned And Left Me Here - Weezer

THERE ARE SO MANY SONGS I WOULD HAVE ADDED BUT OH WELL... (music is everything to me)

Tags for whoever wants to rb!

@realityshifter138 @stvrl0st

Username Song Title Game

Choose a song title for each letter of your username and tag the same number of people

Thank you for tagging me @desert-fern! 💖

Fair warning: half of my picks are from the 90s because that was my formative era. I like stuff I can sing to or play the guitar to, so there’s a lot of rock and pop…

Drop Dead Gorgeous [1997] – Republica Just a Girl [1995] – No Doubt A Thousand Years [2011] – Christina Perri Ready Now [2019] – Dodie Iris [1998] – Goo Goo Dolls November Rain [1992] – Guns N’ Roses Speechless [2009] – Lady Gaga - Creep [1992] – Radiohead You Could Make a Killing [1995] – Aimee Mann All Along the Watchtower [1968] – Jimi Hendrix Rumour Has It [2011] – Adele Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down [2010] – Alicia Keys

Now for the usual totally unnecessary commentary on my choices:

We’ve got four British artists on there (well, I did grow up here), but it’s mostly stuff from across the pond. That said, ‘Empire State of Mind (Part II) Broken Down’ was never released in the US, but it was over here, and it was huge (hence it’s on my Spotify master playlist!).

There are songs from four soundtracks (Scream, Twilight, City of Angels and Cruel Intentions), proving that movies make my brain remember songs better.

Also, I’m currently rewatching Battlestar Galactica, so I had to include Hendrix 😎.

Hmm, who to tag... okay, 12 of my loveliest moots coming up:

@ak-vintage @bitchwitch1981 @burntheedges @cas-readsandwrites @fromthedeskoftheraven

@ishabull @joelalorian @magpiepills @mermaidgirl30 @saradika

@secretelephanttattoo @sixhours

TAG! Okay, it’s your turn 💖

I am not a straight people.

Reblog if you are also not a straight people.

Not mine but I screamed when I saw this, thank you pinterest gods

HAI SHIFTERS!! im making a pokemon DR and I cant choose who to be my pokemon partner, so I was wondering if you can tell me who you think it shoukd be based on this drawing I did of myself!!

Had another dream about using my roller skates... I think the universe has had it with me

Redyed my hair let's GOOO

Some of shifters are little too normal over the fact they are shifters. You're LITERALLY a traveller that explores the multiverse. you go through different universes YALL ARE TOO NORMAL ABOUT THAT.

i need to get part of my hair dyed purple !!!!!