I Just Imagine They Have The Most Casual Sex

Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU

Mmm Yes very gay

sakusa: sorry miya if this looks gay to the viewers

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

Goshiki: Grape

Yamaguchi: Yams Potato

Hinata: Tangerine

Kindaichi: Green Onion

Sakusa: Burnt Ramen

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

When someone you follow starts posting problematic proships and overall disgusting content and now you have to unfollow:

Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss

red

MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

So um, scenario

Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him

like a lot

even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship

they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"

And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI

So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever

and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC

they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"

And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"

MEANWHILE! In our universe.

Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)

Has this been done before or what?