starzzzzzzzzzzz
♡Collecting malewifes like their Pokemon♡
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MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY
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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.
Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real
There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations
Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that
The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.
There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)
The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.
Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.
Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.
When someone you follow starts posting problematic proships and overall disgusting content and now you have to unfollow:
Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)
Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)
Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)
Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)
Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).
✨They make the perfect friend group✨
Goshiki: Grape
Yamaguchi: Yams Potato
Hinata: Tangerine
Kindaichi: Green Onion
Sakusa: Burnt Ramen
Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss
red
So um, scenario
Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him
like a lot
even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship
they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"
And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI
So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever
and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC
they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"
And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"
MEANWHILE! In our universe.
Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)
Has this been done before or what?
AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH
Top comfort ship for real
Tsumu and Omi
We feel like shit
In the toilet
Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)
2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom
I fricking love their dynamic so much <3
Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this
Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is
Mmm Yes very gay
sakusa: sorry miya if this looks gay to the viewers
I imagine that if any haters talk shit about Atsumu, Sakusa goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.
"oMg Atsumu's so annoying"
"Fuck you , stupid dumb fucking bitch, a DISGUSTING germ like you doesn't deserve to live on this planet or even b r e a t h e the same air as Atsumu, you fucking whore."
"...."
And Atsumu is just over there with heart eyes.
While the rest of the team is just shook, cause like, that's the most Sakusa has ever voluntarily talked during games.
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The hater be questioning their whole life lmao
Husbands
Atsumu: Explaining to the opposite team why he’s better than them
Sakusa standing right beside him: …
The opposite team mouthing Sakusa: “Get him to stop!”
Sakusa: Joins in with Atsumu
The opposite team: …
(“Why should I? He IS better than you fucking idiots.”)
I Just Imagine They have The Most Casual Sex
Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D
Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?
-Putting our dicks inside each other
-Eating each others face off
Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.
Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^
Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?
Hinata: Sure! :D
Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.
Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D
Haikyuu Headcannons 1/?
-Oikawa & Atsumu like going through their fan mail together
-Kita & Bokuto are cousins
-Sugawara & Semi are also cousins
-Suna, Shibayama, and Daishou are half brothers (on their father's side) and occasionally live at Daishou's house (Mostly for like holidays and family get togethers)
-Goshiki really REALLY likes chai latte's with half milk and Koge's father owns a coffee shop, so Goshiki is there a lot
-Yahaba has natural Poliosis in his hair and dye's it brown to be more normal
-Suga on the other hand has natural brown hair and likes to dye it grey
-Suga is hit on a lot because he has a more "girly" face and bodytype. The rest of the Karasuno third years often tell them off. Good friends
-Aoba Johsai is just a generally rich area. I like to base it off of New York. Tall buildings, costs so FUCKING MUCH to just L I V E. Like, a one dollar McDonald soda would cost $5.30 there
-Shiratorizawa is the second most rich. They have a lot of wildlife and farms there. And also a TON of cherry blossom trees. it's considered pretty good if your accepted there
-Karasuno is full of really kind people. Plus they have Saturday market's there. It also has very large amounts of houses
-Nekoma just has dozens of stray cats around on the streets. And a lot of cate cafes & shelters. It's pretty common to see a least three cats just cruising along the sidewalk. It's also a law to watch out for cats. You have to pay a 200 fine (28,732 Yen) if your run over a cat. Which is why Nekoma is full of slow drivers.
-While the volleyball teams might fight and not get along most of the time, they'd definitely throw hands if anyone hurts their teammates
-Kita has an adoptive fox whom he found in a side forest next to his house and took him in. (I imagine he's a snowy fox)
-Moniwa has three pet ferret's who like to wrap (lightly) around his neck and arms
Poor Atsumu
Atsumu confessing to Aran:
"Sorry I don't feel the same"
Atsumu confessing to Kita:
"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"
Atsumu confessing to Hinata:
"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"
Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?
Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!
Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!
Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU
Sibling Bickering
Osamu: *Literally just eating Onigiri*
Atsumu: Do you ever not have food in your mouth?
Osamu: Do you ever not have a dick in your mouth?
Atsumu: Touché