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Kiss, Kiss Fall In Love

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I imagine that if any haters talk shit about Atsumu, Sakusa goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.

"oMg Atsumu's so annoying"

"Fuck you , stupid dumb fucking bitch, a DISGUSTING germ like you doesn't deserve to live on this planet or even b r e a t h e the same air as Atsumu, you fucking whore."

"...."

And Atsumu is just over there with heart eyes.

While the rest of the team is just shook, cause like, that's the most Sakusa has ever voluntarily talked during games.

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The hater be questioning their whole life lmao

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU

So um, scenario

Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him

like a lot

even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship

they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"

And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI

So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever

and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC

they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"

And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"

MEANWHILE! In our universe.

Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)

Has this been done before or what?

MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

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It's gonna be such a funny mess when Donald Trump dies of a stroke on April 1st, 2024.

Naturally everybody will think it's fake because of the date only to lose their minds (both positively and negatively based on their opinion of trump) when realizing it's real

There will be massive celebrations in the streets and on social media and lots of predictable "don't speak ill of the dead" discourse about those celebrations

Weird evangelicals will pull some weird number trick talking about how Jesus was conceived on April 1st and that makes Trump a sort of messiah and people will make fun of that

The Republicans (after they're done with the faux-sadness and faux-outrage) will stomp over each other to be his successor but none of them will succeed. They'll tear each other apart and have no single nominee for the November elections.

There will be discourse about if Biden and the living former presidents should go to his funeral (they won't, he was a traitor insurrectionist)

The Ukraine-Russia War immediately goes in favor of Ukraine as morale in the Kremlin is reduced. China similarly backs off from its threats on Taiwan.

Ten thousand new memes are made, some sticking around for years to come.

Not a month later a bunch of unofficial biographies of Trump hit the bookshelves, many with new details about just how awful he was.

I fricking love their dynamic so much <3

Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this

Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is