I Imagine That If Any Haters Talk Shit About Atsumu, Sakusa Goes FUCKING OFF ON THEM. LIKE.

Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU

We feel like shit

In the toilet

Mixed in with some pee, which is VERY yellow if you don't mind me adding, Daily reminder to drink a shit ton of water (3 average sized glasses)

2 movies but no season 5. .how we feeling haikyuu fandom

Haikyuu Headcannons 1/?

-Oikawa & Atsumu like going through their fan mail together

-Kita & Bokuto are cousins

-Sugawara & Semi are also cousins

-Suna, Shibayama, and Daishou are half brothers (on their father's side) and occasionally live at Daishou's house (Mostly for like holidays and family get togethers)

-Goshiki really REALLY likes chai latte's with half milk and Koge's father owns a coffee shop, so Goshiki is there a lot

-Yahaba has natural Poliosis in his hair and dye's it brown to be more normal

-Suga on the other hand has natural brown hair and likes to dye it grey

-Suga is hit on a lot because he has a more "girly" face and bodytype. The rest of the Karasuno third years often tell them off. Good friends

-Aoba Johsai is just a generally rich area. I like to base it off of New York. Tall buildings, costs so FUCKING MUCH to just L I V E. Like, a one dollar McDonald soda would cost $5.30 there

-Shiratorizawa is the second most rich. They have a lot of wildlife and farms there. And also a TON of cherry blossom trees. it's considered pretty good if your accepted there

-Karasuno is full of really kind people. Plus they have Saturday market's there. It also has very large amounts of houses

-Nekoma just has dozens of stray cats around on the streets. And a lot of cate cafes & shelters. It's pretty common to see a least three cats just cruising along the sidewalk. It's also a law to watch out for cats. You have to pay a 200 fine (28,732 Yen) if your run over a cat. Which is why Nekoma is full of slow drivers.

-While the volleyball teams might fight and not get along most of the time, they'd definitely throw hands if anyone hurts their teammates

-Kita has an adoptive fox whom he found in a side forest next to his house and took him in. (I imagine he's a snowy fox)

-Moniwa has three pet ferret's who like to wrap (lightly) around his neck and arms

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

AND YOU GUYS WONDER WHY I LOVE THIS SHIP SO MUCH

Top comfort ship for real

Tsumu and Omi

When someone you follow starts posting problematic proships and overall disgusting content and now you have to unfollow:

MY BABYGIRL CAME IN THE MAIL TODAY

I Just Imagine They have The Most Casual Sex

Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D

Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?

-Putting our dicks inside each other

-Eating each others face off

Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.

Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^

Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?

Hinata: Sure! :D

Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.

Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D

So um, scenario

Atsumu's fangirls flirt with him

like a lot

even though he's explicitly said he's gay AND in a relationship

they think like: "Aww c'mon Tsumu~ we know your just saying that so you don't hurt our feelings, it just a coverup sweetie~"

And it like gets to the point where he just gets so annoyed becAUSE HE'S LITERALLY GAY FOR HIS OMI-OMI

So one day he's just like kissing *cough cough* making out with Sakusa *cough cough* in the halls of his school or whatever

and his fangirls are just coming down the halls and they see him and go FUCKING BALLISTIC

they're all like: "WaH- TSUMU HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING :( HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME!? WAH- YOUR CHEATING ON ME???!!?"

And Atsumu's all like "Bitch- I have explicitly said that I'm GAY! AND IN A RELATIONSHIP!! >:( LIKE- COULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY!!"

MEANWHILE! In our universe.

Sakusa just sharpening his knives ..... :)

Has this been done before or what?