We Feel Like Shit

I fricking love their dynamic so much <3

Atsumu: we can’t manipulate, manwhore, or mansplain our way out of this

Kiyoomi: *hold up daggers* manslaughter it is

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-Oikawa & Atsumu like going through their fan mail together

-Kita & Bokuto are cousins

-Sugawara & Semi are also cousins

-Suna, Shibayama, and Daishou are half brothers (on their father's side) and occasionally live at Daishou's house (Mostly for like holidays and family get togethers)

-Goshiki really REALLY likes chai latte's with half milk and Koge's father owns a coffee shop, so Goshiki is there a lot

-Yahaba has natural Poliosis in his hair and dye's it brown to be more normal

-Suga on the other hand has natural brown hair and likes to dye it grey

-Suga is hit on a lot because he has a more "girly" face and bodytype. The rest of the Karasuno third years often tell them off. Good friends

-Aoba Johsai is just a generally rich area. I like to base it off of New York. Tall buildings, costs so FUCKING MUCH to just L I V E. Like, a one dollar McDonald soda would cost $5.30 there

-Shiratorizawa is the second most rich. They have a lot of wildlife and farms there. And also a TON of cherry blossom trees. it's considered pretty good if your accepted there

-Karasuno is full of really kind people. Plus they have Saturday market's there. It also has very large amounts of houses

-Nekoma just has dozens of stray cats around on the streets. And a lot of cate cafes & shelters. It's pretty common to see a least three cats just cruising along the sidewalk. It's also a law to watch out for cats. You have to pay a 200 fine (28,732 Yen) if your run over a cat. Which is why Nekoma is full of slow drivers.

-While the volleyball teams might fight and not get along most of the time, they'd definitely throw hands if anyone hurts their teammates

-Kita has an adoptive fox whom he found in a side forest next to his house and took him in. (I imagine he's a snowy fox)

-Moniwa has three pet ferret's who like to wrap (lightly) around his neck and arms

Poor Atsumu

Atsumu confessing to Aran:

"Sorry I don't feel the same"

Atsumu confessing to Kita:

"Sorry Atsumu but I like Aran"

Atsumu confessing to Hinata:

"Sorry Atsumu-San, but Kageyama has my heart right now!"

Atsumu: …why does no one love me back?

Sakusa who actually likes Atsumu back: I AM RIGHT HERE!!

Atsumu's fangirls: WE LOVE YOU ATSUMU-SAN!!!

Sakusa who still likes Atsumu back: BITCH STFU

Mmm Yes very gay

sakusa: sorry miya if this looks gay to the viewers

Oh hoo~ Kissy Kiss Kiss

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Husbands

Atsumu: Explaining to the opposite team why he’s better than them

Sakusa standing right beside him:  …

The opposite team mouthing Sakusa: “Get him to stop!”

Sakusa: Joins in with Atsumu

The opposite team: …

(“Why should I? He IS better than you fucking idiots.”)

Sibling Bickering

Osamu: *Literally just eating Onigiri*

Atsumu: Do you ever not have food in your mouth?

Osamu: Do you ever not have a dick in your mouth?

Atsumu: Touché

Oikawa: A self-obsessed whore (who still genuinely cares about his friends)

Hinata: A short ball of energy who thrives to cause chaos (but is still sweet)

Kenma: A sleep-deprived gamer who was tired of their shit a long time ago (He needs therapy)

Suga: A caring mom at heart (who also thrives to cause chaos)

Atsumu: A VERY confident gay who will throw hands for his friends (He’s a simp).

✨They make the perfect friend group✨

I Just Imagine They have The Most Casual Sex

Hinata: Kenma! Let’s have sex! :D

Kenma: Hmm. K sure. Which type do you wanna have?

-Putting our dicks inside each other

-Eating each others face off

Or a full on playstore. You know, sex toys.

Hinata: HMmMmM~ So many options!! :^

Kenma: Can we order pizza afterward?

Hinata: Sure! :D

Kenma: We can also do that graphic 69 thingy. Kinda a mixture of everything.

Hinata: Ooh! Yay- let’s do that! :D