The Entry Hall Of KageHina’s Apartment For The National Team Season

Kagehina wisdom tooth removal headcannons because my mouth ouch just woke me up and it’s too early morning to go back to bed:

Hinata-

- gets his top two removed when he is twenty due to them being at risk of squishing his big ass upper teeth into each other

- during the fasting pre op he just pouts and stares forlornly at the fridge (bro is pitifully rubbing his stomach like a colonial woman on her fourth baby during the Oregon trail)

- the second- and I mean SECOND- he takes the first calming pill he passes the fuck out. Bro has to be bodily shaken the morning of to get him out of bed

- while sedated he just stares blankly at the ceiling with his crazy eyes terrifying and traumatizing every dentist in the room

- Kageyama and Natsu are in charge of driving him home after (because heavily drugged Shoyo cannot be controlled by one person) and Natsu films literally the entire time

- once settled in at home he mostly just clings to Kageyama’s side and naps

Kageyama-

- bro gets all four with high risk of complications way later in life than most people because Lady Luck hates his ass (it goes fine he just isn’t allowed to blow his nose for a few weeks because his sinus gets bumped)

- during the pre op fasting/meds/waiting he is extremely paranoid and meticulous. He does every step perfectly without complaint is hydrated the exact maximum healthy amount possible by the time he goes in

- he somehow bribes Yachi into being his driver so Hinata won’t throw up from nerves and she spends the entire operation sweating bullets in the lobby

- shockingly friendly when drugged as it lowers his trust issues and makes him forget how threatening his smile can be (bro is giving Bruce from finding Nemo the whole time)

- he chats the dental assistant’s ear off when he’s being wheeled out, which makes him bleed a bunch and he’s stuck using the gauze for the rest of the night instead of as needed

- Hinata is waiting at home like Kageyama is at war. Drugged Tobio finds this baffling and is quite shocked to see his husband

- He sobers up fairly quick, though he still manages to humiliate himself in the mean time. The embarrassment sends him into a pouty rage and he can only be soothed with very fancy protein shakes and groveling for days

Always finding ways to sneak Natsu into my Kagehina fics. There is something near and dear to me about a little sister. Girls deserve to make their brothers lives hell, what can I say?

The design on the left belongs to @hylianane from her Hinata as Spider-Man au! It’s super funny and you need to go look at the art! The one on the right is my Hinata as Spider-Man design from a fic I’m writing. It’s a heavier au with pretty much nothing the same as Haikyuu so I thought it’d be funny to contrast the aus a bit (also I was gonna explode if I didn’t draw that snazzy ass design so…)

Into the Hinataverse I guess XD

Finished my band au wip! It's meant to be them as the band looking over their high school selves.

I FINALLY got a new chapter of my Hinata Spiderman au up!!!!! This thing is my baby my precious my life and soul…. But like it’s whatever…. You don’t even have to read it it’s nothing….

Anyway:

Hinata Shoyo gets bit by a radioactive spider. Now he must balance a double life while family, school, work, tutoring, and the mystery of his father’s past explode around him. If he has a super slow burn romance with a guy from school along the way that’s nobody’s business. (Everything is a vessel for kagehina)

Kagehina children ( @jetjaw and I already designed them….)

Hinata Shoyo is the perfect protagonist because he is allowed to be immature, to be selfish, to be childish and whimsical his whole life… all while reminding the audience that nothing is more powerful than bettering yourself. Nothing will get you further in life than self work and Furudate pumped that value into Hinata like steroids into his favorite Pokémon

“Evil in his heart. Evil in his heart. Evil in his hearrrt.”

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

Dude. I have tried making like four tumbler accounts. First one got wrongfully shadowbanned and I never got a reply to my help tickets. Next two just didn’t fricken work. Finally figured out I was having issues verifying my email. Now it just won’t let me resend a verification link. So this blog might not be functional. This post is invisible very likely. I am screaming into the void.

He’s here

Can’t see my husband (my friend) because of the ongoing plagues (ice on the road) sent by the lord himself (climate change) just to keep us apart. He fears what will come if we reunite (kagehina fanart) and thus maintains his throne by continuing our suffering (hanging out with our families and texting on insta).

@jetjaw