OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG THEY ARE SO PRETTY!!!

Alright so

I have this…Not necessarily a headcannon but like a conviction that 15 is Dazai and Chuuya telling their mentees how they met.And the two just have such utterly opposing vibes about it

For example,about their meet cute.

Dazai:And then suddenly I was looking up at the most gorgeous man I’ve ever seen…Flaming red hair that seemed to glow in the sun,gorgeous ocean blue eyes.I could’ve drowned in them.

Atsushi,concerned/confused:Didn’t you say he knocked you into a wall?

Dazai,dreamily:Yeah

Meanwhile Chuuya describes it a little like this.

Chuuya:And I’m looking down at this absolute wet cat of a human being and think “Hmm,he looks kinda cute all beat up and pathetic.Might have to postpone killing him.”

Akutagawa:Yeah I get that.

Everyone is worried that Dazai will be chosen for the PM exchange, but hear me out, guys. What if Fukuzawa is the one who joins PM? What if he sacrifices himself for ADA?Firstly, I found it really weird and out of character that he accepted that exchange thing because he really cares about all the ADA members. So why would he accept a condition like that? Regarding Dazai, I think it's unlikely that Fukuzawa would have him exchanged to PM that easily because he knows how hard it is to leave the world of darkness, and Dazai is trying his best to become a good person. Fukuzawa knows that and cares about Dazai as much as he cares about the other members. So I don't think he'll push him back into the darkness like that. As for the other members, Kenji and Tanizaki (even though he said he doesn't mind getting exchanged to PM in season 4) are unlikely because they are still kids. Kyouka is out of the question, he denied giving Yosano to PM, Atsushi (even though it would be a good plot twist) is still unlikely, and the same goes for Ranpo and Kunikida. None of them have killed someone before, but Fukuzawa was a well-known and fully trained assassin (which would also save the time and resources required to train the new member) and could be a great asset for PM. They also said that Kunikida is the closest to becoming a successor for Fukuzawa if anything happens to him, which might be foreshadowing. And most importantly, Fukuzawa is a father figure to the ADA members, and Asagiri hates father figures😭😭😭😭 Well we never know what mori is thinking so anything can happen. But I really think that it'll be Fukuzawa.

no way some mf is arguing with me that the nurse didn't sa'ed dazai because he suggested it and he is a "womanizer"💀💀💀💀

they're so stupid. i love them. 😭

behind every villain is a second, gayer villain.

this bit has absolutely no right to be this funny

nvm they leaked the whole chapter☠️☠️

When life gives Asagiri lemons, he squeezes them in our eyes.

Stormbringer!Dazai: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Chuuya speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to do yaoi stuff with me.

u better not fumble him !!!