Jason Todd Drawing from lockdown times. I had found a really awesome pose reference account on Twitter (back when the platform was decent to use) and it got me thinking about Mafia!Jason.
If you haven’t read The Hellblazer’s Apprentice, by @bluelotuswrites this is your sign. Necromancer Jason, magic apprentice Jason, magic mentor Constantine, all blades Jason, sass and ghosts, what’s not to love?
‘Dick looks like Bruce’
‘Jason looks like Bruce’
Your wrong
Jason and dick look like eachother
They get mistaken for twins or bio siblings all the time
Jason hates it
Dick loves it
oh def. Jason DOES love it, but only when he can use it to cause chaos for Dick
Jason: *saunters into Dick’s office* hey bro Dick: *sighs* yeah? Jason: brought you some doughnuts. Ya know, gotta endear myself to your coworkers somehow. Other cops: *staring* Jason: *waving cheerily* anyway. Toodles! And remember, if dickie here breaks the law—I don’t know him, and our birth certificates mean shit because I’m technically dead anyway! Dick: *puts head in hands* cop: *grabbing a doughnut* that was . . . Your twi— dick: no 😐
Pre utrh Jason opening up a little bookshop as a side hustle to his Crime Lord business (only to do evil of course, like making little book stands to promote his favourite books) and one day Bruce walks by, sees all of Jason’s favourite books on display in the window and decides to walk in (because he’s a masochistic fuck like that.)
Jason, without looking up: judging by you just standing there, I assume you don’t know your way around. Be right with y—
Bruce, sharply scanning Jason’s rapidly paling face while trying to look casual: oh no don’t worry! Take your time! What’s your name?
Jason, panicking: Tason Jodd
Bruce: that’s so funny, that sounds exactly like Jason Todd…
Jason: no it doesn’t
Bruce: It’s literally Jason Todd with the first letters swapped
Jason, sweating: no it’s not.
Bruce:
Jason:
Bruce, grabbing Jason’s arm: you’re coming with me
Simple Crime ally child
Some more Jason please enjoy the crumbs
🐱☕️
in honor of me getting the tim pride funko
I think Roy Harper is the personification of all those “my unemployed friend on a Tuesday” memes. Even if he was employed. Like you’d walk into his home and it’s just full of Contraptions. He just does Things and the purpose is unintelligible
Jason is like this too but in a less noticeable way. Roy is like “I welded a toaster oven to my assault rifle to see if it would do anything when I zapped it with a taser” and Jason is like “I read four textbooks and wrote an academic paper about the Mesopotamian grain economy”
“what did you guys do today”
“we liberated a country and then I built a motorized couch that’s technically street legal and then Jason blew up the road couch”
*In the league of assassins*
*Years later*
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I adore Garth