This is true
Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style
MY VR CHAT SELFIES TEHEHE
This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
I know what you are
taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.
My thought process when I bake for women
She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.
I HATE MY JOB
Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…
My college education is going very poorly I fear I’m cooked..
Anyways I’m really into sonic rn, when I went to see the sonic 3 movie I bought me and my friends hotdogs for it. It was way better than the other movies bc shadow was in it and shadow is the best one.
the world is filled with so many wonders and splendors and soso much love and silliness....
Steven universe; the Yasification of totalitarian dictators 
Me when she kicks small animals
#lesbians #boa #shes not even a lesbian but I don’t care #i love her ❤️
Gay women are allowed to do whatever