Steven Universe; The Yasification Of Totalitarian Dictators 

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

no more situations i've had enough

I HATE MY JOB

Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…

Thank you for the comission

white woman vacay

My thought process when I bake for women

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

cigarette flavored ice cream

I’m treating tumbler like it’s Twitter but more formal

My college education is going very poorly I fear I’m cooked..

Anyways I’m really into sonic rn, when I went to see the sonic 3 movie I bought me and my friends hotdogs for it. It was way better than the other movies bc shadow was in it and shadow is the best one.

This but they are switched

#autistic