No More Situations I've Had Enough

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Me when she kicks small animals

#lesbians #boa #shes not even a lesbian but I don’t care #i love her ❤️

Gay women are allowed to do whatever

I got fired after I quit

bc I didn’t memorize the menu and blamed it on “memory issues” I TOLD THEM I HAVE ADHD AND I STRUGGLE WITH MEMORIZATION and my boss constantly implied I was lying about studying the menu bc I failed my menu test but she didn’t give me a date for the test just sprang it on me and she gave the other girl a text and a told her verbally before the text both stating when her test would be BUT SHE DIDNT FOR ME. And since I asked about why I didn’t get any tips on my paycheck they said that was disrespectful language man FUCK YOU

anyways I can’t find another job I’ve applied to more than 20 jobs probably going on 30 minimum wage paying jobs and I’ve gotten 3 interviews and ZERO CALLS

but “no one wants to work nowadays” I guess

cigarette flavored ice cream

I took an autism test and scored very high and I’m normally really bad at testing so a win is a win

Help

I HATE MY JOB

Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…

I go to school in CA and there was a girl yelling at someone to go away and I looked over and she was surrounded by like 3 little brown squirrels, I think she was trying to eat lunch and had to go inside to eat because of the squirrels barking at her

It all made me realize how many freaking squirrels are on campus

This is true

Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style

This but they are switched

#autistic

My thought process when I bake for women

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it