She/her silly goose
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My college education is going very poorly I fear I’m cooked..
Anyways I’m really into sonic rn, when I went to see the sonic 3 movie I bought me and my friends hotdogs for it. It was way better than the other movies bc shadow was in it and shadow is the best one.
I go to school in CA and there was a girl yelling at someone to go away and I looked over and she was surrounded by like 3 little brown squirrels, I think she was trying to eat lunch and had to go inside to eat because of the squirrels barking at her
It all made me realize how many freaking squirrels are on campus
I took an autism test and scored very high and I’m normally really bad at testing so a win is a win
I got fired after I quit
bc I didn’t memorize the menu and blamed it on “memory issues” I TOLD THEM I HAVE ADHD AND I STRUGGLE WITH MEMORIZATION and my boss constantly implied I was lying about studying the menu bc I failed my menu test but she didn’t give me a date for the test just sprang it on me and she gave the other girl a text and a told her verbally before the text both stating when her test would be BUT SHE DIDNT FOR ME. And since I asked about why I didn’t get any tips on my paycheck they said that was disrespectful language man FUCK YOU
anyways I can’t find another job I’ve applied to more than 20 jobs probably going on 30 minimum wage paying jobs and I’ve gotten 3 interviews and ZERO CALLS
but “no one wants to work nowadays” I guess
Help
I HATE MY JOB
Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…
I HATE MY JOB
Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…
i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable
I know what you are
taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.
Me when she kicks small animals
#lesbians #boa #shes not even a lesbian but I don’t care #i love her ❤️
Gay women are allowed to do whatever
My thought process when I bake for women
She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
no more situations i've had enough
I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.
Holy shit
the MEN who sold the world (together??)
MY VR CHAT SELFIES TEHEHE
Steven universe; the Yasification of totalitarian dictators 
This but they are switched
#autistic
the world is filled with so many wonders and splendors and soso much love and silliness....
cigarette flavored ice cream
This is true
Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style
This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
This is aesthetic
Took an edible and watched Jerma stream like it was a concert last night
I’m treating tumbler like it’s Twitter but more formal
This is so me
Me, a bisexual, walking out of the theater after The Batman (2022)
repost to send a californian directly to hell