repost to send a californian directly to hell
Steven universe; the Yasification of totalitarian dictators 
I got fired after I quit
bc I didn’t memorize the menu and blamed it on “memory issues” I TOLD THEM I HAVE ADHD AND I STRUGGLE WITH MEMORIZATION and my boss constantly implied I was lying about studying the menu bc I failed my menu test but she didn’t give me a date for the test just sprang it on me and she gave the other girl a text and a told her verbally before the text both stating when her test would be BUT SHE DIDNT FOR ME. And since I asked about why I didn’t get any tips on my paycheck they said that was disrespectful language man FUCK YOU
anyways I can’t find another job I’ve applied to more than 20 jobs probably going on 30 minimum wage paying jobs and I’ve gotten 3 interviews and ZERO CALLS
but “no one wants to work nowadays” I guess
no more situations i've had enough
Holy shit
the MEN who sold the world (together??)
i knew from a young age i was weird and off putting and unlovable
the world is filled with so many wonders and splendors and soso much love and silliness....
I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.
My thought process when I bake for women
She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it
This is true
Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style