Stupidradish - Blarg

This is the ideal male body type. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

I took an autism test and scored very high and I’m normally really bad at testing so a win is a win

I HATE MY JOB

Every day I go to work and I realize how evil business are like stop it !! No evil !!!! Not cool… I feel like those seals with glistening eyes…

I know what you are

taking off a mask to reveal what lies beneath as a romantic gesture is overdone, and besides i want to see the romantic or even platonic potential of protecting someone's identity beneath the mask, without any expectation of ever being allowed to see what's under it. picking it up and holding it gently to their face when it's knocked off and they're in danger of being exposed, without trying to catch a glimpse of what they "really" look like under there. throwing yourself in front of them to hide them from view while they put themselves back together without taking advantage or looking back to see what you're protecting. learning to read them by body language, tone of voice, and behaviour so well that you never need to see their face to feel like you know and understand them.

My thought process when I bake for women

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

I got fired after I quit

bc I didn’t memorize the menu and blamed it on “memory issues” I TOLD THEM I HAVE ADHD AND I STRUGGLE WITH MEMORIZATION and my boss constantly implied I was lying about studying the menu bc I failed my menu test but she didn’t give me a date for the test just sprang it on me and she gave the other girl a text and a told her verbally before the text both stating when her test would be BUT SHE DIDNT FOR ME. And since I asked about why I didn’t get any tips on my paycheck they said that was disrespectful language man FUCK YOU

anyways I can’t find another job I’ve applied to more than 20 jobs probably going on 30 minimum wage paying jobs and I’ve gotten 3 interviews and ZERO CALLS

but “no one wants to work nowadays” I guess

This is true

Patrick Bateman should've slammed Paul Allen against the wall and kissed him Brokeback Mountain style

I’m treating tumbler like it’s Twitter but more formal

Holy shit

the MEN who sold the world (together??)

My college education is going very poorly I fear I’m cooked..

Anyways I’m really into sonic rn, when I went to see the sonic 3 movie I bought me and my friends hotdogs for it. It was way better than the other movies bc shadow was in it and shadow is the best one.