Lost Focus And Had A Consensual Workplace Relationship

Barty is obsessed with regulus is the adorably pathetic lover boy way. He’s constantly trying to impress regulus and always failing in a way that’s just so endearing, all he can think about every moment of every day is regulus and he spends every second doodling his name on paper with hearts and relishing in things that remind him of his love, he’s picking flowers and reading blurbs of books he wouldn’t personally like just to bring things back to regulus, he’s known as one of the weirdest and most angrily reserved people most have ever met yet when he’s near regulus he’s suddenly a blushing stuttering mess, he bows so low he bruises his forehead on the pavement at regulus’ feet and he doesn’t care who’s watching.

Regulus is obsessed with Barty in the way an infatuated killer staves off killing a mark they find beautiful. He’s the type to make shrines of what he loves, we know this, and he has one for Barty too. He was collecting this motherfuckers scrapped notes and lost ties and his hair when he shaved his head and the buttons that fell off his dress shirts, and then when they finally got together he took his wisdom teeth for it too. He’s tracing knives over Barty’s cheekbones when he sleeps (no he wasn’t let into his room) because using his fingertips would be too scalding, he’s asking Barty do absurd things just to relish in the fact he will without question every time, he’s staring up at Barty with his pupils pin prick small and harsh set in his lip but almost wonder gleaming in them because he just loves looking so much.

They’re so obsessed with each other but their understanding of human emotion is so different, but they’re both attention starved so they relish in anything the other will spare them

people say they don't support JKR or have fuck JKR in their bios but then use canon (which JKR created) as gospel truth. By publicly stating that you do not support JKR you're saying that you're aware of the bullshit she spews. Therefore, can you not also infer that much of her canon is also.. bullshit riddled with her prejudices? And can we not acknowledge that letting people have fun with these characters and this world.. might be more productive and progressive than upholding a racist, misogynistic TERFS canon?

Idk I'm just tired of seeing people use canon as an excuse to shit on other people. Wish this fandom wasn't so scary lol.

repeat after me.

QUEER CHARACTERS ARE NOT PLOT DEVICES FOR STRAIGHT CHARACTERS.

Sam Rockwell and Walton Goggins on tonight's episode of White Lotus, basically

The bartylus tag on ao3 is the worse place on the planet. Evan, I don’t wanna hear it and regulus get your ass back here I didn’t come here to fuck around ok

I wrote a sad Marylily one shot. Again.

Read it. Or don’t. It’s up to you.

Oliver to James:

Meredith:

Colbourne to Oliver:

James at the docks:

ughhhhh love IT. Fuck heavily with the one about the peanuts because of COURSE Barty wouldn't think to ask if Reg's allergic to anything lol.

Also fuck heavilyyyyyy with Artist Barty and Writer Reg.

Poor Pandora lmaooooo.

BARTYLUS HEADCANNONS PLZ <3

AHH! I got so excited when I saw this! Here are my random headcanons (its really all over the place and some im just re-mentioning from old posts of mine)

- Regulus was the bad influence between the two!!! He was the start and a part of Barty's madness

- Regulus was head over heals for Barty and introduced him to Bellatrix (his favorite cousin)

- They dye their hair together, Barty dies his blonde hair dark brown or black and Regulus who has poliosis dyes that white piece of hair black to match the rest

- Sirius thought (at first) that Barty would be good for Regulus (being from a light family and all) but realized he was so very wrong

- Barty has an eidetic memory (im never letting go of this) and Regulus is SO jealous but he's also drooling over the fact

- Regulus is terrified of clowns and Barty loves them

- Regulus has a peanut allergy so Barty has also quit eating anything with peanuts after nearly killing Regulus when he kissed him after eating smth with peanuts

- Barty runs hot and Regulus feels like ice, when they sleep Regulus is on his back arms crossed and Barty is faced down sprawled out all over him

- They're the nerdy quiet couple in school who's unsupectingly fucking crazy

- They go on painting dates, Barty paints beautiful portraits of Regulus... Regulus tries his best (he's not the best painter but Barty keeps each one anyway)

- Barty makes sculptures of Regulus, Regulus makes poems about and for Barty

- Barty gifts Regulus's pet snake stuff all the time and Regulus adores it

- Barty was scared of heights but he got over it for Regulus who loves heights

- Barty accompanies every kiss on Regulus's cheek with a lick, Regulus acts disgusted but he thinks it's such a cute habit (he's so down bad)

- Barty seeks out Pandora whenever he has a Regulus related problem cause she knows him best, Regulus goes to Pandora to rant about Barty constantly

I have sm more but I think this is all😓

okay but has anyone ever considered that irv has never been loved before. not really. but now he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready. he’s ready.

i’m here to have a good time, not a canon-compliant time.