muggle au where Mary is basically Sabrina Carpenter and writes superrrrr horny songs for her hot asf gf Lily. That's it that's the idea.
Entering my Bartylus era tbh
bartylus academic rivals to lovers but they're already secretly dating but nobody else knows bc 1. they forgot to tell people and 2. they are still the most annoying competetive people in class and refuse to lose to the other
When I say I like straight Marauders ships Iβm not talking about Jily or Fralice or Snily, okay?
Iβm talking about Remus and Mary, Regulus and Dorcas, PANDORA AND XENOPHUILIUS!!! I LOVE QUEER PEOPLE IN STRAIGHT RELATIONSHIPS!!! SWITCH UP YOUR STRAIGHTS KEEP PEOPLE ON THEIR TOES!!! :)
I admit, I didn't show everything. But YES. BARTYLUS.
The bartylus tag on ao3 is the worse place on the planet. Evan, I donβt wanna hear it and regulus get your ass back here I didnβt come here to fuck around ok
remus lupin in a flower crown and a skirt and soft eyeshadow and β
quick bartylus break and back to uni workload
well let me leave more, you homophobic piece of shit
Ramadan in Gaza 2025
He/They/She you literally canβt fuck it up18+
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