“There’s Definitely A Small Banana Joke In There Somewhere...”
“There’s definitely a small banana joke in there somewhere...”
-My teacher, to a student, after she explained how we’d be putting condoms on bananas and he said he might as well put it on the real thing
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He ate his friend. He ate his fucking friend
Convesation between my mum and brother
Brother: He was in the way so we killed him
Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?
B: It gets worse…
M: …
B: …
M: …
B: We skinned him.
M: …
B: We needed the leather!
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Convesation between my mum and brother
Brother: He was in the way so we killed him
Mum: You killed your friend in his sleep?
B: It gets worse...
M: ...
B: ...
M: ...
B: We skinned him.
M: ...
B: We needed the leather!
“That’s a pretty gender neutral way of killing someone!”
-Me, not making nearly as much sense without context
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