“That’s A Cavendish Banana, You Shithead.”

“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”

“That’s a pretty gender neutral way of killing someone!”

-Me, not making nearly as much sense without context

“It’s not porn, one of them is on fire!”

"Lungs are probably everywhere"

“I do NOT have slugs on my face!”

-Someone who, as I can confirm, did not have slugs on their face

"A bunch of babies and dinosaurs? That's a good band name."

“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”

-my grandma, being so right

There is literally no difference between 4 and 3. You stop these lies

“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”

“You’re in trouble!”

-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office