“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
"Be right back while I confess my sins to the nearest priest!"
"I've been having horse flashbacks..."
“I am a thot and Thor.”
"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."
"Is that an actual certified citrus fact? Hey that's my band name."
"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."
"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"
“You’re in trouble!”
-My science teacher in the same way kids do after someone was told to come to the office
"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"
-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"
"Tax fraud isn't fun anymore."
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