"Be Right Back While I Confess My Sins To The Nearest Priest!"

“MEEEOOOWWWW!”

-My cat. Loudly. In my face. At 3am. Every night.

"Mushrooms are overrated! Yeah, I said it!"

Spending time with my family... I am definitely going to hear some stupid things

“Karl Marx was a frickin’ babe.”

-A very strange person who was once sent the entire communist manifesto and just replied “hot”

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

“He’s not Year 7 stupid, he’s Year 9 stupid.”

-My friend, describing her brother in Year 7

“I am a thot and Thor.”

“She’s come out the closet!”

-My grandma... when I told her I was vegetarian

“Have you got any friends and family?”

-My teacher, to the same student she implied had a small penis

"God is a pop culture icon."