"God Is A Pop Culture Icon."

"Can you overdose on starch?"

"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"

-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"

“It should be easier once we get rid of the pile of noses...”

-My mother, not making nearly as much without context

"I'm so sad that sloths don't know how much I appreciate them..."

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

“Birds do fly, therefore I am a cop. You’re under arrest!”

“No, you are!”

“I would make a better Hitler than Hitler!”

-My brother

I... I just saw a kid with a jar of Nutella. He just brought Nutella to school in his backpack and took it out in maths.

“I’m as straight as this ruler!”

-Me, while snapping my ruler in half

“Jaffa cakes are terrifying!”

-My friend, who is genuinely scared of the orange part of Jaffa cakes