"Lungs Are Probably Everywhere"

stupidstuffpeoplesay

6 years ago

“What a great six! Very sixy!”

-Me, not intentionally making a pun

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

6 years ago

"I may be dead, but at least I have a ruler. OH SHIT MY RULER!"

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

6 years ago

“So how will you guys walk into hell?”

-me, on a group chat

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

4 years ago

"Like, which part of this clusterfuck specifically?"

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

4 years ago

"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

4 years ago

"Can you overdose on starch?"

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

6 years ago

“He’s such an overprotective mother hen sometimes.”

-My friend, while literally talking about Satan

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

4 years ago

"I'm so sad that sloths don't know how much I appreciate them..."

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

6 years ago

“Isn’t he the spoon God?”

-Somebody who probably just discovered a new religion

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stupidstuffpeoplesay

5 years ago

“I am a thot and Thor.”

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