“So how will you guys walk into hell?”
-me, on a group chat
“Why does February have, like, no days??”
-Someone I used to think was smart
“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”
-my grandma, being so right
“I’m still mad about the cheese...”
-Me, still mad about the cheese
“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”
"Well, congrats on the vaginal knowledge!"
I respect your right to want to fuck mothman
“Hula Hoops are the food of the Gods!”
-Me, being right
“Karl Marx was a frickin’ babe.”
-A very strange person who was once sent the entire communist manifesto and just replied “hot”
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