“Stop Breaking This Pencil! Do You Know How Expensive This Was?!”

“It should be easier once we get rid of the pile of noses...”

-My mother, not making nearly as much without context

"Insulin is the hormone equivalent of 'not like other girls'"

“The Hell do I need kidneys for?”

“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”

“Stop sending me memes!”

-My very frustrated computing teacher, who was definitely regretting telling us we were allowed to make memes

"I'm so lonely... SHIT I FORGOT TO EMAIL THEM BACK!"

"Can the person whos throwing stuff please just get a life?"

-my RE teacher, to which the class responded "OOHHH"

“You’ve got a crazy grandma.”

-my grandma, being so right

"I hate it when people find my corpse..."

“Birds do fly, therefore I am a cop. You’re under arrest!”

“No, you are!”