“Physically I’m here, but spiritually I’m in 15th century France being a lesbian.”
“Zounds, ye whore!”
-Literally William Shakespeare
“When I get to Hell, Satan will throw a ball at me.”
-Me, explaining how much I hate PE
"We need more queer pyromaniacs around here!"
"I'm not gonna finish that sentence for legal reasons."
"I'm trying to listen to a dwarvern shanty here, pal!"
"I am feeling emotions and I am not sure how to deal with it."
"Thank you for defending my honour, I'm the Loch Ness Monster."
“From the moment this universe began it was destined to end in a duck apocalypse.”
"Insulin is the hormone equivalent of 'not like other girls'"
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