"I Am Feeling Emotions And I Am Not Sure How To Deal With It."

“God is dead. We have killed him. My tits hurt.”

“He’s such an overprotective mother hen sometimes.”

-My friend, while literally talking about Satan

“I’m far too goth for gravey.”

-Me, not goth in any way

"I'm so lonely... SHIT I FORGOT TO EMAIL THEM BACK!"

"Tell me what pen you use, WITCH!"

“I’m as straight as this ruler!”

-Me, while snapping my ruler in half

“I refuse to get this philosophical over Pingu.”

How did he die?

Death.

“Nothing is ever romantic if one person involved is dead!”

“Karl Marx was a frickin’ babe.”

-A very strange person who was once sent the entire communist manifesto and just replied “hot”