Interviewer To Stiles: So What Is It Like To Marry Someone Way, Way, WAY Out Of Your League?

Do you think with Donnie being a soft shell he ever made like hyper realistic battle shells that look like his soft shell and would just leave them around the lair to scare his brothers

...only if Mikey is the one to make it look hyper realistic

derek: stiles, you don’t have any skeletons in your closet right?

stiles: do you mean literally or figuratively?

derek: honestly, the fact that I have to specify at all is what makes me worried.

Jackson: You kidnapped him?

Scott: …Yes?

Stiles: He did. I just helped. Ya know, after.

Jackson: Do you two have a fetish for kidnapping newly turned supernaturals or something?

Stiles: *offended*

Liam: They kidnapped you too?

Lanyon: Self care is stupid, I want to beat my dad with his own bones.

Jekyll: Did you just-- Did you just say what I thought you said?

Lanyon: I'm-- what?

Jekyll: Did you just... Threaten to murder the source of your problems and trauma with a vague and ominous plan of action?

Lanyon: I... I believe so, yes?

Jekyll: Oh my god.

Lanyon: What??

Jekyll: You are turning into ME.

Lanyon: I... oH NO I AM-

"ranboo is a cryptid"

WRONG ranboo is a cartoon character, specifically a tall perry the platypus. tubbo is the cryptid. he pulls soup cans out of thin air he randomly screams in the other room and claps inhumanly fast he swings on ceiling beams

Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?

Stiles: A depressive episode?

Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.

ppl love to talk about how zuko radiates warmth like a space heater without ever mentioning the crucial factor which is this: if he controls his body temperature, then he is clearly doing that on purpose, because he knows that it means people will cuddle him. everyone thinks they are taking advantage of his body heat without ever stopping to consider that he is the one on the receiving end of all of this affection. you fools. you stepped right into his diabolical plan to maximize hugs. oh, you dimwits. his scheme worked perfectly and you’re all none the wiser.

i've been collecting text posts, realized i had run out, ran out to collect more for this sole purpose.

P2

Jekyll: I love dogs who are obsessed with licking people. "This human is pleasing to me, I have to put my tongue on it".

Hyde: Dogs treat us like we treat cool rocks.

Jekyll: Your relationship to rocks is apparently very different than mine.

Ranboo yelling at Quackity: "I will fight you!"

Tubbo glaring at Quackity from behind Ranboo: *mouthing "Try it and I will kill you*