Imagine if you knew of a population of semi-wild hamsters that live communally near to where you live. They don't run for their lives and bolt into their nests for safety when they see you, they'll just kind of go "aw fuck there's that guy again" and just kind of lazily trot off - they know you're not really a predator, just an inconvenience. But some of them don't flee from you, they're a bit weird you guess, but those are your favourites. So every once in a while when you've got a task you really don't want to do alone, you can just walk up there, grab a hamster, pop it into your breast pocket and now you've got a little emotional support buddy for the day.
That's Gandalf's relationship with the hobbits.
Derek: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Boyd: Several traffic violations.
Erica: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Stiles: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Isaac: Also, that’s not our car.
"the doctor was completely colourblind for his first two incarnations" is hilarious for many reasons but at least partly because it implies the third doctor just woke up one day suddenly able to see in colour and immediately decided to start dressing like a gay parrot
scott: stiles is missing. can you find him?
derek: what?? do you think i have him microchipped or something?
scott: well, do you?
derek: ..yeah, hang on
Right new hc
When Percy gets fed up with the twins pranks or just people looking down at him he just snaps and plays the most malicious and sadistic pranks on them
Like not enough to hurt them real bad but enough for them to know not to mess with him
Also he always manages to keep his image clean
Like you will never catch this guy until he tells you and even then if you tell on him he’ll make you feel like a fraud and discredit the story
That's right!!! The Ministry definitely has some rumours about the Peeves might hide in somewhere, cuz people keeps getting pranked. Some of them will go and report to Percy, and he just keeps a straight face says, "I'll solve this thing as fast as I could. I give zero tolerance for these things."
Then when he went home, he just burst out a big laugh to Oliver and tell him all the things. Probably the twins question too that why they keep getting banned from the Ministry, when they just want to find Hermoine and Harry.
Slowly, Percy's prank becomes one of the big mystery in the Ministry, until he retired still no one find out it was him.
Malia: Are you having another depressive episode?
Stiles: A depressive episode?
Stiles: I'm having a depressive series and we're just on season one.
Jekyll, tired of already making remarks to Hyde and scolding him:...
Hyde, who owns the body: * is going to pour water into acid*
Jekyll, glaring from the mirror: JUST. FUCKING. TRY.
Steven: do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?
Jake: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you have killed.
Steven:
Marc: look what you did, you scared him.
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