Does Anybody Else Just Wish We Could Return To The Elementary Age Of “hi, I’m [insert Name Here]!

Me: Can I get you anything else?

Customer: Yeah, a smile would be nice

Me:

I Spy: Nico Edition

Percy: Is it me?

(Based on a text post by @goddessofcrying)

This is one of the best lesbian movies i’ve seen and it’s a fricking car commercial

Bisexual mess Harry Potter is online and they are ready to answer your questions 

straight boys often have literally no idea how makeup works, it’s absolutely fucking wild like they really think it’s ALL lipstick and eyeshadow??? i’ll mention wearing makeup (i’m a gay dude) n they’ll be like “so you do drag?” and i’m “uh no i actually wear it to look more masculine if anything” and they’ll look SO fucking confused 

“i’m literally wearing makeup right now,” i’ll say.

“what?? no you’re not!!!” they all vehemently insist, now searching for the Femininity in my face.

“i have concealer on to cover up my acne and make my whole face less red in general, my eyebrows are filled in to make them look bushier, and i’ve contoured my cheekbones, my jawline, and around my eyes all to look more defined so i look both more masculine and older. yall have never seen, and WILL never see me without makeup on.”

and even with that explanation, they remain baffled more often than not. they’ve gone their whole lives only knowing that makeup is a Girly Substance with no thought given to the actual purpose of each type of makeup, to the point that they’re completely unable to conceptualize it as a thing that could alter your face in a non-feminine way. they’ll have expressions that make it seem like their brain is rebooting so that they don’t actually have to process any of that information.

it’s so fucking sad tbh

Basilton Grimm-Pitch - Fangs & Flowers

I live for the AU in which all theTriwizard Champions are alive and happy🙏🙏🙏

yknow what i absolutely love... those trees with cavities full of water and dead leaves

Petition to start putting sockets in bathroom to keep people going through the bloody hell known as periods occupied while try to cope with cramps and all the shit that comes with it

Are you Thor, God of Hammers?

Thor Ragnarok (2017)