Thank You For Tagging Me, @lilydarlingx!

Vintage women being badass. You’re welcome.

the rush of listening to bops while people are fighting fills me with primal strength

Are you Thor, God of Hammers?

Thor Ragnarok (2017)

I crave intimacy but I get confused and uncomfortable when I’m shown even the slightest bit of attention or affection.

One of the baristas at a nearby Starbucks makes me lose my mind every time I’m working there by saying things that are not outside the spectrum of normal human words but are just slightly off-the-wall.

Barista: Welcome to Starbucks, home of delicious, what deliciousness can I put in motion for you today?

Customer: … Can I get a trenta pink drink please?

Barista: Go big or go home, we here at Starbucks appreciate your commitment, what else can I get started for you?

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Customer: Nitro cold brew with shots of espresso please.

Barista: Brave of you to commit to staying awake for three days, anything else today?

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Barista: *slams open drive-thru window* HI HOW ARE YOU?

Customer: …I’m pretty good.

Barista: Are you ready to be even better? Because you’re about to be. *hands them their coffee* 

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Barista, realizing that a drink was made wrong: *slams open window* SO how do you feel about surprises?

Customer: ….they’re okay.

Barista: Great because I’m about to give you one.

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Barista: You have two drinks so I am going to hand you two straws which means, FANTASTIC news, these straws double as drumsticks. / You have one drink so I am going to hand you one straw and, promise not to tell anyone, this straw doubles as a magic wand.

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Barista: Here are those cake pops, I plucked them fresh from the tree myself.

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Barista: *slams open window, holding drink* Amazing, fantastic, delicious, you are a very lucky man/woman!

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Barista, realizing drink is being delayed or remade: Looks like it’s gonna be just one minute so they have time to put the extra love in.

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Barista: I’ll be with you in one hot second. *beat* WOW that second sure was hot!

Anyway she has a few dozen catchphrases she rotates appropriately and it’s both distracting and fantastic to listen.

Petition to start putting sockets in bathroom to keep people going through the bloody hell known as periods occupied while try to cope with cramps and all the shit that comes with it

I’m actually gonna call it a day for Fleur, but thank you for all the asks and hijacks, I had so much fun! Thanks to everyone for participating and to @askananimagus for organizing it all!💙

If there’s anybody out there who, like me, has just binged the Netflix show Derry Girls and is now rather obsessed with it and is looking for a cute wallpaper just to have something to do that’s remotely related to the show that isn’t rewatching every single episode, here ya go. You’re welcome💜

Mother Hen

Sirius:

Remus:

Peter:

(Based on a text post by @a-sirius-crush-on-moony)