WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM???? /pos

impulsesv rb if you agree

scitties. 

Silly little Milo💕

My friends cat is just too cute, love him to bits!!

Nowhere the beloved!!! My most recent DnD character :D

Hermits as customers I’ve seen in my various jobs (fast food restaurant, grocery store, and bank)

Doc: confidently declared he could handle suicide- level hot sauce only to end up having a minor asthma attack

Scar: lost 37 bank cards in four months and had a note on her profile to not give her anymore until she could prove she could responsibly use them

Xisuma: insisted that I had to give him free water with his meal and claimed it was illegal for me to withhold the basic right from him (I looked it up, at least where I’m from it is not a law)

Etho: upon me complimenting their My Hero Academia shirt and pins, looked me up and down and said “I’ve never seen the show in my life, stop harassing me”

Ren: asked me out by writing me his number and soundcloud account on the back of an important document, causing me to be investigated by corporate for bribery and collusion

Cleo: said she felt sorry for me being forced to work because of capitalism, turned out to be a stripper who strongly hinted she was robbing the people she performed for

Stress: was very excited to open up their child’s bank account and teach them all about financial responsibility, later was investigated for potential money laundering using the account

Bdubs: took about five minutes looking over the menu to realize we were in fact a shawarma restaurant and not the ice cream store that closed a decade ago

Grian: bought three hundred dollars of bread

Mumbo: broke two different ATMs, both times completely by accident, both resulting in his card accidentally being shredded by the machines

Technoblade art! Did this a while back but haven't posted it here.

Currently my banner art as well :D

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

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Lego monkey......he's in my brain...

Macaque the beloved <3

(click for better resolution!!!!)

How I picture Bdubs:

So I know we love Bdubs being a silly little fluffy guy- but y'know what I think is better?

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BUG BDUBS

He's a little goofy bug boy! I think of him as one of these beetles:

(Its called a blue Fungus beetle)

He has the little antenna, that twitch and sense things. They also emote with his emotions!

Droopy when sad, perked up when happy, pinned back when mad.

When he's with someone he's close with, and their sitting shoulder to shoulder (or some other cuddly way) his antenna will absentmindedly touch or feel the other person as a form of comfort. It tickles but it means he likes you!

He has extra buggy arms, and does have bug legs! They taper off into the little barbed feet. Other Hermits wonder how the thin little legs support him, and its mostly the sticky feet ensuring he doesn't fall over.

He also has little barbed nails on his hands, to help with climbing! Soft things can get stuck to it which is annoying, but it also means he can climb the other hermits!

He often flies down or climbs and perches on Hermits, as being a bug he weighs very little!

Much like how I picture Grian he has wings all the time! Smooth shelled beetle wings (like in the photo) and if you've ever seen a ladybug fly- thats how he does!

His wings don't get activated until someone else on the server gets the achievement 'the skys the limit' aka getting an elytra!

Lasty, being a bug means he doesn't have eyelids- so he has no need to blink!

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Thank you!