can u stop bullying me pls
nah
Watched Severance for the first time this weekend and I am AFFECTED by it holy cow. What a perfect show my ass drew this in 4 hours I loved it so much okay byeeeee
Starting off with jeckole art 🗣️‼️‼️ (I love toxic Yuri)
i have nothing to say except i’m coping !
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Medieval Drarry 🏰
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley did not have a good break-up. So, they’ve decided to see who can bring the most outrageous date to each Weasley event. When Harry finds out that Ginny is bringing Cho Chang to Christmas, which will be the first Weasley date of the same gender AND Harry’s ex, he has no idea how to one-up it.
Until he gets the wonderful and definitely not terrible idea of asking his healer, Draco Malfoy, to be his fake date.
“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall
(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)
this trend is soo funny here is my contribution
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley did not have a good break-up. So, they’ve decided to see who can bring the most outrageous date to each Weasley event. When Harry finds out that Ginny is bringing Cho Chang to Christmas, which will be the first Weasley date of the same gender AND Harry’s ex, he has no idea how to one-up it.
Until he gets the wonderful and definitely not terrible idea of asking his healer, Draco Malfoy.
“Could you pretend to be my date for the Weasley Christmas dinner?” He says, tentatively, like he’s trying not to set off a bomb.
Malfoy is looking at him like he just announced he’s in love with Voldemort. Harry then realises that it most certainly can get worse.
“Let me get this straight.” Harry nearly winces at the deadly tone in Malfoy’s voice. “You came to my home –uninvited– on a Saturday morning, to ask if I –who is your healer, in case you forgot– could be your fake boyfriend so you could get back at your ex-girlfriend?” He says, incredulously.
Okay, when he put it like that it sounded rather bad.
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley did not have a good break-up. So, they’ve decided to see who can bring the most outrageous date to each Weasley event. When Harry finds out that Ginny is bringing Cho Chang to Christmas, which will be the first Weasley date of the same gender AND Harry’s ex, he has no idea how to one-up it.
Until he gets the wonderful and definitely not terrible idea of asking his healer, Draco Malfoy.
So, Harry was beginning to wonder if showing up uninvited at Malfoy's house on a Saturday morning was a terrible idea.
He had just gotten an owl from Ron saying that Ginny was bringing Cho Chang to their Christmas dinner. Cho. Harry doesn’t know if they actually like each other or if they both just hate him, but he is not ready for that torment. He can already hear Fred saying ‘Damn Harry, you turned them both gay?’
Their breakup went about as well as expected, and now they’ve been trying to one-up each other for every Weasley gathering. Last time she brought McLaggen. But, this is not only the first time someone’s brought a partner of the same gender, but it’s also Harry’s ex. At this rate, Ginny is going to win the next year’s worth of events. So, he goes to the only person he knows will be able to cause more of an uproar. Malfoy. If he agrees without murdering him, of course.
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