Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley did not have a good break-up. So, they’ve decided to see who can bring the most outrageous date to each Weasley event. When Harry finds out that Ginny is bringing Cho Chang to Christmas, which will be the first Weasley date of the same gender AND Harry’s ex, he has no idea how to one-up it.
Until he gets the wonderful and definitely not terrible idea of asking his healer, Draco Malfoy.
“Could you pretend to be my date for the Weasley Christmas dinner?” He says, tentatively, like he’s trying not to set off a bomb.
Malfoy is looking at him like he just announced he’s in love with Voldemort. Harry then realises that it most certainly can get worse.
“Let me get this straight.” Harry nearly winces at the deadly tone in Malfoy’s voice. “You came to my home –uninvited– on a Saturday morning, to ask if I –who is your healer, in case you forgot– could be your fake boyfriend so you could get back at your ex-girlfriend?” He says, incredulously.
Okay, when he put it like that it sounded rather bad.
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Professor Malfoy 🧪
this trend is soo funny here is my contribution
“Mr. Potter, that gesture may be sweet and touching but please remember you two are in class and not in your own world. I do not tolerate sleeping in class so please wake Mr. Malfoy up. I’ll see the both of you in my office after class.” - Professor McGonagall
(scene inspired from wzxz/fake slackers 🥺🫶)
i am a person. you are not.
i'd like to see ur 4'2 self try
uhhh ew is this kara
im goingn to jump you, kira
can u stop bullying me pls
nah
one of my favourite duos fr
Jayce has just crawled out of the depths of hell, with one thing on his mind: Viktor. Featuring the conversation that takes place when Jayce finds Viktor at the Commune to kill him.
“Mortality, huh? What about humanity? Have any of that?”
Jayce says, his eyes narrowing. He knows he’s being irrational. He knows Viktor isn’t inherently evil. But he’s terrified of the destruction the Hexcore can do. He knows it will ruin everything. And he knows Viktor will be the one to start that cascade.
“You were the last of my humanity, Jayce,” Viktor says, his tone cold but filled with unspoken emotion as looked straight into Jayce's eyes.
At that, Jayce does flinch. Damn it, that cut deeper than he would have liked. He wanted to bite back with something cutting, but he knew that would be cruel. But he’s just so tired. And so angry.
“Ironic, considering I was the one who took it away from you.” He says, bitterness in his tone.
The Last of my Humanity
Starting off with jeckole art 🗣️‼️‼️ (I love toxic Yuri)
₊☾⁺₊ the moon will sing a song for me, i loved you like the sun ⁺₊☾⁺ call me sunkira II drarry enthusiast II very normal abt jayvik II helly r fangirl ll silksong when? ||
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