How Do We Never Talk About The Fact That Mineta Was Mt Lady's Intern? We All Knew That Mineta Really

When I listened to The Adventure Zone I swore off of Taagnus as it seemed too brotherly for me. I was all for Taakitz only. But here I am. Neck deep in headcannons of them being married before having their memories removed, while also crying over thoughts of them living happily after the whole apocalypse is over in their huge house built by Magnus with a dog and a vegetable garden for Taako to use in the dishes he cooks his husband every night. But like also the thought of raising the ship up to a whole new level to Kraagnus adds ten years to my life and allows me to sleep peacefully at night. I just want all of my boys to live happily ever after (preferably together. In the same house. With matching wedding rings and a cute dog).

AFTG au where everything is the same except Neil and Andrews attempts at gifting each other CRAZY FUCK-OFF expensive things is somehow ratcheted up another notch until someone (Nicky) notices them spending their literal life savings on each other and calls them out on their mutual attempt at making each other their sugar baby.

(Neil is confused as per usual, Nicky is fuxking delighted at these disaster gays competing to make the other their baby without a single word, and the rest of the foxes are internally screaming about how dumb the whole scenario is because neither will admit something more is going on. Aaron just doesn’t want to think about his brother fucking anyone let alone the suicidally stupid sugar baby who has the mafia after him)

(Andrew is contemplating murder more than usual while simultaneously looking at bigger houses in Columbia because Neil just upgraded his car that fucker)

Hiro: I remember when I was five, hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy. Had some peanut M&M’s, went into my first anaphylactic shock and had to be rushed to the hospital. Came home, celebrated with a Snickers, went into my second anaphylactic shock.

Fred: When did you figure out you were allergic to nuts?

Hiro: Sometime around the third Almond Joy.

Okay so it gets even more ridiculous as after they LITERALLY ARREST THIS ASSHOLE and the whole 'Satan's big fuck up' they just appoint him as principal again. They just ignored the whole plotting and other bullshit this sinner did??? Additionally why the fuck does no one draw attention to the fact that the demon prick they had so much trouble with is now a hamster?? Mephisto literally feeds the plush dickhead in front of the students and they're all like..."Ah Mephisto has got a new pet now? How sweet." This whole situation is almost as stupid as people not realising Rin and Mephisto are demons with their huge ass teeth and oversized elf ears. Honestly!

The best thing about Blue Exorcist is that the True Cross Academy literally lets a demon that they CLEARLY don’t trust be in charge of the entire school. Just like…they don’t trust Mephisto at all yet they let him take care of the next gen of exorcists???? Who the hell let this flamboyant sinner take control???

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Okay, but imagine.... wings.

Each person having a different style, shape and colour.

Your soulmate has the exact same shape and colour as yours.

Some people are born with two colours.

NO GENDER-SPECIFIC WING COLOURS.

Meeting someone with the exact same colour, shape and style and going out for ice cream.

Lying on the couch at night, after a bad day at work/school and having your wings wrap around you.

Going to a park, jumping off a swing and having your wings shoot out.

Just wings.

WiNGS

Wings

WINGS.

It’s been a while since I did one of these.

Miraculous Ladybug + Textposts: Featuring Chloe being….Chloe. (9/?) 

There is genuinely nothing funnier than Brennan trying to make an evil campaign, only for the whole plot be derailed by democratic revolution, the progression of eagle rights, mental health movements and the Power of Friendship (particularly between Maggie and Leiland, who would have hated each other in any other narrative). Escape from Bloodkeep was wholesome in a way Fantasy High never was, because the Villains were high-functioning adults who only wanted the best for their land, while the Bad Kids indiscriminately killed and stole from everyone (extra points for the fact they cut off hands and ate people, whereas the Villains only ever seemed to push people off tall heights). Poor Brennan. He never wins.

Watching the newest Bungou Stray Dogs ending is like watching some dramatic drama of two Dazai's two lovers fighting over who gets to claim the crazy, gorgeous, suicidal asshole. clearly it isn't going so well for Akutagawa.

Is no one going to talk about how good these boys are at dancing? I get that they do dance practice for their routines but these are some sick as breakdance moves that really have no place on the ice.