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And Done!

This took around 1-2 hours to complete, and was very fun.

I've never drawn the THB before and they're the first thing I've drawn in my new sketchbook (and with my new coloured pencils). I'm very proud of them.

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

Taako looks like such a fckn meme, lol

Let taako and kravitz be happy!

A couple of months ago I bought the adventure zone graphic novel, had no idea what it was about- didn’t even know what dnd really was- but I really liked the characters and the story. So after finishing it I needed more, I decided to listen to the podcast and I haven’t stopped- I’m about 10 podcast away from the ending and I’ve never listened to anything so captivating before.

Of course my favourite character is Taako, but I really like Magnus as well :)

the good stuff came late, sorry (chapter 3)

It's been a few months and besides the adults not knowing how to adult, everything has been fine. Honestly, do they not know how to feed a child? Davenport had to get a milkflower so the baby wouldn't starve to death one time.

Lucretia, he later learned her name, was actually pretty okay with keeping everyone in check, but she’s off traveling for general supplies more often than not.

Magnus, surprisingly, is next in line for being calm. Despite his burly figure, he carves new wooden ducks every week and made most of the furniture in the house, including the crib.

Merle is definitely the worst. Kravitz didn't know if that “I can fuck an onion” spat was real or a goof, but it turns out, that wasn’t even the most questionable if not disturbing thing he’s done. Kravitz feels bad for Davenport on those… special days.

“Can you make him adore literally anything else?” Davenport once said after he came back for a report.

“Come on, this isn't A Midsummer Night’s Dream. There's no special flower that can magically make someone love something else,” He dismissed him with a nonchalant wave of the hand, but after Davenport left, Kravitz thumbed through his spellbook because he sometimes ran into Merle in the woods and would greatly appreciate not to. For many reasons.

And last on the report of his new neighbors was the devil. Okay, admitidadly, he wasn't horrible for a baby, but there were other complications with him nonetheless. For one, he wasn't scared of Kravitz. Two, the infant actually pet Davenport when the bird was distracted. Three, he wasn't scared of Kravitz. Four, he created chaos wherever he roamed. Five, he wasn't scared of Kravitz. And that's just the beginning.

Davenport started playing with the kid against Kravitz’s wishes (“YOU DID WHAT!”), and turns out, now the child has four parents. Admittedly, one is a bird, but nevertheless, a parent.

Around five years after they moved in, the four humans went on a picnic.

The guardians started chatting, “Oh, Magnus, I saw a few dogs last town that let me pet them, and one of them gave me a newspaper.”

“I KNEW IT! DOGS SHOULD VOTE!”

“How the hell did you come to that conclusion?” Merle squints at him.

“Dogs can now read. Dogs. Should. Vote.” He glares at the small man.

Lucretia closes her eyes and furrows her eyebrows, but her small smile gives away her amusement.

The child, however, starts wandering towards the cliff’s edge. He starts picking flowers and putting them in his braid. His foot suddenly slips on the ledge and Kravitz groans, summoning vines to catch him and put him back on the grass.

Davenport gives him a sideways look, one brow raised, before nodding his head the other direction and looking to the side in a “okay then” motion before turning back to the humans.

It only got worse when the kid figured out television. He would watch romantic comedies, then cooking shows, then some overly dramatic series, then another romantic comedy, then a cooking competition, then a sitcom, and then repeat. Kravitz didn't even know there were that many shows. It wasn't long before the child started nodding along or arguing with the judge’s opinion on the cooking shows.

He got up from the couch during the show one day and recreated the dish himself before yelling, “That's how you do it, chucklefucks! Not that shitty-ass ‘oh, I’ll put this in for three minutes then plop in on a plate’ method.” He mocked the contestant with a low and goofy voice. “You gotta realize it's a full creation! It needs seasoning! Fuck!”

Kravitz snorted from the trees maybe a little too loudly.

The kid froze and his head snapped towards his direction. After a few minutes, he turned off the tv and went upstairs, leaving the food on the counter.

Kravitz could hear a muffled scream from the bedroom window and he grimaced because the kid had definitely heard something come from the forest.

———

“I covered for Davenport one day. Just one! And look where it got me!” He kicks a pebble into the brush.

He hears a shout.

“Nope. I’m out. I swear, if that's Merle, I’ll personally carve my eyes out.” He reverses his direction, mumbling, and walks away at the same pace as before.

But before he could get very far, he hears someone's snickers grow into a bellowing laugh. “So you’ve met him too?”

Kravitz freezes, takes a long breath, and turns around with a pained look.

“I’ll take that as a yes. Hi! I’m Magnus!” He was just as loud as Kravitz remembers him.

“... hi?”

“It's really nice having someone else besides the Tres Horny Boys around here,” his smile never wavers.

Kravitz pauses. “I’m sorry, who now?”

He laughs again, “Tres Horny Boys, me, Merle, and Taako.”

Kravitz stares at him. “... taco.”

“Yeah, the kiddo. The one with the blonde hair?”

“Someone named their kid Taco?”

It takes Magnus a second to register that, “Oh! HAH! No, no. It's spelled T-A-A-K-O, not like the food or anything. Sorry about that. It's confusing at first.”

“Okay, sure, why not.” He pinches the bridge of his nose.

“So is this your side of the forest?”

“What?” He looks up.

“Well, you’re a fairy, judging by your horns, and you know Merle and what he… gets up to in these woods, so you must have territory near here, right?” He elaborates.

Kravitz thinks of the impenetrable wall of poison-tipped vines created to separate his domain and keep it safe from the King’s forces that have been persistently attacking and dying from the barrier’s defenses and says, “Yes.”

“Great! Let's discuss what we can and can’t do, because I respect your boundaries and will tell Merle to stop if he's been… exploring your woods.” Kravitz thinks Magnus’s smile literally could not drop. He was probably cursed to always smile. The only reasonable answer.

“Uh, well. I would prefer no unpleasant run-ins with him, but other than that, I think you guys are okay. I’m not very demanding.”

“Great! I just gotta pick a few more berries, then I’ll be out of you hair. The kid really likes to cook, even if he never admits it.”

After a moment of silence where Magnus turns back to the bush to pick some blackberries, Kravitz twists around some branches to get ready to travel by tree and says, “Goodbye, Magnus.” before disappearing into the leaves.

——–

Taako knows he saw something. There's no doubt. It laughed. He’s not going insane.

“What the fuck.”

He’s pretty sure this is the same person who saved him from that cliff. After a while, he disregarded it as a dream, because moving vines— but it felt so real.

He took out a notebook Lucretia got him after a trip. She always gives him one when she returns.

Plan: meet shadow person.

Steps: ???

Great.

Steps: ??? Follow/go into forest. Maybe Bird knows something, since he lives there. Where does Bird live? Does he have a family??? More intelligent birds??? Is shadow person a bird?

No, that doesn't seem likely. Only humans could make that noise.

Steps: ??? Follow/go into forest. Maybe Bird knows something, since he lives there. Where does Bird live? Does he have a family??? More intelligent birds??? Is shadow person a bird? Ask about shadow person. Follow Bird? Would that be okay? Probably not. Do it anyways.

He has a plan.

He internally countered, only like 5%.

He returned with, shut it, me.

———

Lucas was very glad he took precautions. He secretly swapped the kid with another to ease the kingdom when the prince was safe after sixteen years. Of course he put on a show of burning all the spinning wheels, but he wasn't faking when putting in the effort towards destroying his magical neighbors. While his forces hammered against the barrier for twelve years, he looked towards ensuring the growth of his kingdom.

This provided a problem when the Prince felt more like a Princess.

Her mother instantly fitted her with all the correct clothes, pronouns, and procedures.

Her father had more work to do before being comfortable with this change.

He then saw an opportunity to make everyone happy.

———

“Uh, do you know where the castle is?”

Taako was trying to find Bird when this high-and-mighty horse rider just waltzed onto his favorite berry bush. He looks him over, “After you bumbling about, I’m surprised you even found someone.”

He has a pained smile when he says, “I’ve never came around here before. I usually like to have a moment of freedom when visiting new places, but I— uh…” he groans and hides his face in his hands. Peeking out, he continues, “I got lost in my thoughts, then I got physically lost.”

Taako snorts with a smirk, “I’ll make you a deal— you get your four-legged friend off of the best berry bush in this entire forest, and I’ll point you in the right direction.”

“Oh sh— sorry, I didn't know I was on a plant.”

“You’re lucky it wasn't one of Merle’s… adored plants."

The poor kid seems to be deciphering that.

“You don't want to know.”

“Okay….” He pulls on the reins and the horse backs into a clear patch.

“C’mon, a kid like you shouldn't get lost in the forest.”

“But… you're also a kid?”

“Yeah, but I live here.”

“Oh.”

Taako hears the sound of hooves and wooden wheels on the path and he rushes ahead, jumping up and tackling her.

Lucretia greets him with a surprised yelp, then laughter. “Taako! Don't do that!” She sat him down beside her before noticing the other person. “Oh— who’s this?”

“Random dude that stepped on my elderberry bush then asked me to point out the castle.”

“Oh, just follow this path, then take the first two left branches before turning right,” She motions to the road behind her.

“Thank you, it's been hours and my mother is probably worried,” He flashes a relieved smile.

“I wouldn't want to hold you any longer. Besides, I gotta take this rascal back home,” She ran her fingers through Taako’s hair.

“Sorry for stepping on your plant.” He took the reins and galloped down the road.

“Strange kid,” Lucretia mumbles before wrapping an arm around Taako and finishing the tail home.

———

After a long, unexpected trip, Barry was immediately ushered to the Queen and King, where the Queen squished his face and started treating him like her own son, checking if he was okay, complimenting him, and pulling him towards the room he’s staying in.

“Oh, you simply must meet my daughter— she's absolutely lovely. I’m sure you two would get along. It'll get boring in the meeting room with all the adults, so you two can chat. You are only three years apart. I’m sure you’ll get along swimmingly.” She kept on rambling, never giving him a chance to say anything.

Before he knew it, he was sitting on his bed and alone in the guest room.

Reflecting on every insane thing that happened that day, he thought, I’m going to sleep.

———

“Yes, m’am,” “My pleasure,” “No, I don't mind,” “It was a pleasure meeting you,” were only a few things she says day-to-day. It gets horribly boring, so she's packing and leaving. This isn't the life for her. She on her way to order fifteen blankets to tie up and escape out of the window, but before she could, she was called into the meeting room.

Sighing, she opens the large door to find herself with another two rulers. She quickly plasters on a smile and curtsies before sitting to the side of her father, like her mother, and facing the other royalties.

“You must be wondering why we called you here so late, Princess,” the foreign King addresses her.

He chuckles, “No, no. It's quite the opposite. We have come to an agreement that an arranged marriage with our two kingdoms will help both of our empires advance as sisters.”

Haha, back up. Her mind said. “Sorry?”

“Lup, darling, I know this is sudden, but it's a good solution. We can't have a bachelorette first in line, and this will give you enough time to get to know him. It was bound to happen, so this is the most ideal situation. Besides, I saw him earlier, and he's pretty cute.” The two queens lock eyes and giggle together.

would you like the good stuff (chapter 2)

[Tres Hory Boys make an appearance!! (sorta) I got like 5 of the birds so far, and the other two are deffo gonna have a major role, but probably next chapter. I have no idea where I'm going with this story, but I love it, so yeah, enjoy!!!!]

Kravitz slowly regained feeling. He wished he hadn't. He couldn't remember much of last night other than he met Lucas again, they discussed strategies, and then he took a sip— oh. So that's why he came back.

That was the only thought he could muster in his semi-unconscious mind before pain woke him up. The air stung against his wound. He didn't believe it until he reached back and felt the stumps of where his wings were. Thoughts flashed through his mind so quickly that he couldn't finish them.

They all revolved around Lucas.

After about an hour of trying to steady his mind to find a spell— any spell— he remembered the first one he ever cast. Grabbing a nearby twig, with pain searing at the stretched cuts, he made it grow into a staff.

Digging his new tool into the dirt, he pushed himself up. He stumbled a few steps forward before sliding onto a rock to rest. He knew he couldn't stay here. After a few quick breaths and determination, he stood up, leaning on the wood like it was his lifeline, and started to stagger into the woods.

He didn't know how long it took to get him to his nest, but he almost collapsed from exhaustion. Kravitz remembered why he came here and sloppily knocked over scrolls until he found a healing one. He unfurled it while black dots started to grow at the edges of his vision. With one look at the symbol, he traced it on his palm then reached towards his back.

Kravitz sharply sucked in his breath, then exhaled when the pain subdued. He decided now was the time to take that rest.

The last thought he had before falling into a day-long sleep was revenge.

———

Lucas had brought Kravitz’s wings to the king. He didn't know why he couldn't end everything there and then, but something at the back of his mind convinced him that doing that would end with a worse situation— for whose side, he didn't know.

He was, as promised, married into royalty, then became King when the previous passed away a few days later. Although Lucas had a wife, he pursued his studies rather than acquainted with her. He was more well-known for staying in his laboratory than running the kingdom. Most decisions were passed onto the Queen, so everything ran smoothly and without much change for the time being.

In the experimentation chambers during those years, no one checked on the King’s work, because the King had attained absolute authority.

That was their first mistake.

———

Kravitz grew stronger both physically and magically. He didn't need to lean on his staff anymore, even if he still kept it around, and found himself studying spells more often than not. He was searching for a spell that he forgot the name of, but knew it was the one thing he needed most.

He was talking his daily stroll to rest his mind and improve his stamina, all that good stuff, when he heard distressed calls. It came from two ravens, one under a net, and another trying to get the first free. Kravitz only took a second to spot the largest threat, a human with a spade. It seemed like he was trying to hit both of the birds, but kept on missing when the untangled one pulled the stuck one out of the way.

Kravitz found the spell.

He raised his staff and watched as black mist swirled around the two ravens. Their limbs grew in length and their feathers either shrunk into their skin or fused into clothes. He let them decide their own appearances, he wasn't that cruel, and was faced with an intimidatingly tall woman with a black feathered cloak tied to a regal dress, and a smaller than average man with a dark red suit and black shirt.

“Not what I expected,” Kravitz said looking at their chosen forms once the human ran away.

“Yeah, uh, what the fu—”

“We are grateful for your assistance— I might have not gotten him out in time.”

“Don't sweat it, but I do need a favor,” he skipped straight to the point.

“Of course.” The taller being wore a raven’s skull, but under that, Kravitz knew the all-business gaze she held, for he had the same one.

“Okay, so wait, are we just going to ignore—” The smaller one started.

“It's a spell and it's reversible, but, like I said, I need to ask something of you.”

He narrowed his eyes at Kravitz.

“Look, I’m sure you know of the neighboring kingdom. I need you two to be my eyes and my wings,” He held both of their gazes.

“I assume we're going to transform into birds again?” She asked.

“I wouldn't hold you in an uncomfortable form,” He tipped his head down and rested both of his hands on top of his staff.

“So we’re going to be spies?” The smaller one said dully.

“In a sense, yes. I know it's a little late now, but may I ask for your names?”

The two glanced at each other, somewhere between confused and thoughtful.

“You can make one if you need to,” He reassured.

“If that's so, I’ll be Queen,” She said with a hint of a smile.

“Darn, okay, uh. What do you think, Queen? I’m leaning towards something starting with a ‘D’,” He used exaggerated hand motions, getting a feel for his new form.

“Davenport?” Queen suggested.

His face lit up at the suggestion, “Perfect.”

“Will you take my offer?” Kravitz held out a hand.

They glanced at each other and each shook his hand.

“It’s good to get that out of the way. You can call me Kravitz.”

———

“Should we report this?” Davenport squawked to Queen when he met her on the castle’s wall.

She didn't look up from the throne room’s window. “It doesn't seem right.”

Davenport shrugged his wings, “I mean, we can always lie to him—”

Queen looked up, “No— what? No. I mean, the Queen hasn't changed any schedules or skipped any meetings, but then a child comes into the equation? It seems suspicious. I don't know though, maybe it's a human thing. They don't wait on their young to hatch— they just come into existence. Or maybe the King took care of them in her place? No, they would need to switch positions… right? Humans are weird.” Her gaze trailed back on the Queen.

“I’m pretty sure they're not birds, Queen.”

She looked back at him, “Yes, I know. They're humans.”

“No, I meant— okay, you know what. Sure,” Davenport spread his wings, “I’ll report this to Kravitz,” and lifted off.

———

Yea so I made this as an experiment and I think it turned out okay. This is the beautiful gay elf wizard named Taako with an umbrella wand and I love him so much.

Lup Taaco’s full name is Chalupa. Yes this is 100% real and no I don’t make the rules.

Loving the new boys, but missing the Balance boys.

This is so beautiful! The colors, the pose, everything.

Everything’s for keepsies if you’re sneaky about it (that's written on the back)

Honestly Griffin McElroy and the boys' acting has totally destroyed me with this latest episode. The implications of the end scenes are so messed up and I really hope we see them come into play later on, but they also give us a lot of insight into what's happened in the other arcs. Taako was already messed up from believing he had killed all those people in the last episode of his cooking show, but Barry's death would've made his guilt weigh down so much more. When he was running away from the ruins of his show, all he would've been thinking about was how much bad luck and death he brought to the world. To him Barry's death was impersonal as he didn't remember him, but the sight of a man falling to his death in front of him was the first coherent memory, the only one that was real in this world and not the filled in ones from Lucretia. So the deaths of all those people from his cooking would've made him remember that man falling to his death in front of him, and the weight of his still warm wand in his hand, the smoking tip pointed at the figure dropping away from him with a pained smile on his face. Lucretia may have thought she was setting Taako up with a happy life of stardom, but the whole time he was weighed down with the guilt of murdering a stranger for some unknown reason. And when he saw Barry in the first arc, there would've been a sensation of fear and guilt weighing on him, despite him not knowing why. Fisher would've blurred the face of the man he killed in order to block his old memories, but the sight of Barry's face still dredged up horror, fear and longing. Longing for a man he once saw as a brother, but who he now associates with the feeling of metaphorical blood on his hands and an empty place next to him. And Merle, every time he saw Davenport in the Bureau, would hear a soft choking echo of a man desperately asking who Merle was. Who he was. Davenport's very utterance of his own name initially brings a swell of emotion that blocks off Merle's airways, ears ringing with a desperate cry of "I'm Davenport!" But Fisher's power quiet end the whispers every time, and Merle is left with a hollow feeling that once crept up on him every time he sat at his beach at dusk, mind tricking him into seeing six figures dancing along the shore, chasing one another with happy shrieks as they hadn't done in so long. Merle doesn't feel guilt like Taako did. Does. But he feels a hollow sensation in his chest where it used to be filled to the brim with joy and love. Worst of all was Magnus, who knew what Lucretia had done before his mind was wiped. Each time he saw the Director, there would be an initial sense of betrayal, a world less scream of despair billowing up inside him, begging her to stop! Didn't she know what would happen? It would all end, they wouldn't be together anymore, Lucretia don't let us go, don't leave me alone Lucretia p l e a s e. The sight of the voidfish, beautiful and ethereal, would soothe the turmoil of emotions inside him, bringing him a sense of warmth and comfort. If only for a little while. Magnus was a happy sort of guy, but there were days when he felt like his skin didn't fit, that the creaks in his bones shouldn't be there. That his time with Julia, his beloved wife, didn't seem real, none of this did. And he would look into the sky with longing, feeling a sensation of the ground beneath him gently rocking, a cool breeze ruffling his hair as the heavens spread out beneath him. And each one felt sorrow when they saw the harsh lines at the corner of the Director's mouth (she should be smiling, she should be happy, we have to protect her), and crinkles at the corners of her tired eyes (little bookworm, so strong and clever, she needs some rest, she always does). But they also felt overwhelming joy when she smiled and laughed, her tired and old visage melting away to reveal a fresh-faced girl who loved to explore the work around her (our journal keeper, our friend, our little Lucretia). But then the power of the voidfish would crash over them, and they would absently smile back at the woman who loved them more than anything in the world, who had to hold herself back from cracking goofs and hugging them tightly. Who gazed into their aging faces and only found emptiness looking back.

The cycle of emotions I went through as Lup sat Taako down to talk to him was crazy. Like liches was the first thing I thought of, but then I got excited at the thought of maybe Lup was asking him to be her best man at her and Barry's wedding. Then when she asked for Taako's help my mind flashed to his mastery of transmutation magic she could use to aid her in getting pregnant through the cycles and that's why she was hesitant to put forward the notion as it would've been highly dangerous and unknown if it could actually work. And then she revealed liches and I felt true fear wash over me as I realised that we are nearing Lup's death. This show will be the end of me I swear.

Imagine after the Hunger has been banished and the world saved, everyone simultaneously agreed that they need time away from it all. The world will never know what they did, and they're fine with that. The boys just want some time by themselves to remember what they were once like, and how to blend their past selves with their current selves. There's lots of things they couldn't remember that they could do, and a lot of loved ones they forgot and they need that time to just take it all in and accept it. There's an end scene where, in remembrance of the fantastic beach episode we just had, the entire crew (Lup included because I need to have my girl back alive), as well as team sweet flips and Ango, just go to a remote beach for a while. There they can reconnect and forgive one another, and be with their loved ones. Lup and Barry can finally be together after so many years, and Lucretia can finally chat with the boys like the best friends they are. At the end of the day, Taako sits out in the waves on his board, and teaches Angus to surf. It's peaceful and tranquil, and everyone is whole and happy. (And they all end up living right next to each other in a town they founded for the BoB members to integrate back into society. Familiar faces like Ren (who decided to travel after being freed from the bubble) and Lucas (who is forgiven by Lucretia) even show up and settle down. And the tres horny boys settle down in their house alongside Taako's Kravitz, and their adopted son Angus. All is well.)

lilygabriel replied to your post “With all the amazing hype about Lup being trans (bless you Griffin),...”

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What if she fed her old name to the voidfish once she found out what it could do?

That would be a hella interesting concept. The thing is that there's no one left to know her birth name aside from her and Taako since their home world is kind of destroyed. There's literally no one left to know her original name unless she told the red robe crew, but with her and Taako's secretive nature that seems unlikely until later in the story when they're all close and comfortable with one another.

It would be an interesting concept if Lup was a little relieved when their world was destroyed as there was no one to remind her of who she once was. The crew seems like they're going to become like a family, so I bet there was no more reminders of her birth as a male, and therefore Lup can happily live out the rest of her life as a girl elf unquestioned by anyone.

With all the amazing hype about Lup being trans (bless you Griffin), I’ve seen a few people question what Lup’s birth name was prior to her transition.

The only way I want to ever know that information is through a scene where Lup and Taako grab every offending piece of evidence with her old name on it, any other objects that tied her to her unfortunate birth as a male that makes her uncomfortable, as well as a giant sign with her old name on it and just set it all ablaze.

Like the only way I wanna know about the name Lup left behind when she truly became who she was is in a giant bonfire as the twins dance around shouting her true name and setting off magic missiles that spell out her name in giant glittering letters in the night sky.

That is all I want out of that scenario.

With all the amazing hype about Lup being trans (bless you Griffin), I've seen a few people question what Lup's birth name was prior to her transition. The only way I want to ever know that information is through a scene where Lup and Taako grab every offending piece of evidence with her old name on it, any other objects that tied her to her unfortunate birth as a male that makes her uncomfortable, as well as a giant sign with her old name on it and just set it all ablaze. Like the only way I wanna know about the name Lup left behind when she truly became who she was is in a giant bonfire as the twins dance around shouting her true name and setting off magic missiles that spell out her name in giant glittering letters in the night sky. That is all I want out of that scenario.

When I listened to The Adventure Zone I swore off of Taagnus as it seemed too brotherly for me. I was all for Taakitz only. But here I am. Neck deep in headcannons of them being married before having their memories removed, while also crying over thoughts of them living happily after the whole apocalypse is over in their huge house built by Magnus with a dog and a vegetable garden for Taako to use in the dishes he cooks his husband every night. But like also the thought of raising the ship up to a whole new level to Kraagnus adds ten years to my life and allows me to sleep peacefully at night. I just want all of my boys to live happily ever after (preferably together. In the same house. With matching wedding rings and a cute dog).

I fucking love all the fat Taako positivity going around right now, especially with the McElroy boys chipping in and standing up for it! I'm all for soft and curved Taako looking gorgeous as hell as he kicks ass, all with his winged eye liner being sharp enough to kill a man. I love the thought of him rocking crop-tops and low cut shirts and skirts, but not giving a fuck about his soft belly and thick thighs because he knows how fucking gorgeous he is. Those thick thighs of his could crush someone's skull no problem just try him I dare you. But I also love the concept of scrawny and knobbly-kneed Taako who can be picked up single-handily by Magnus with ease. Like enemies underestimate this 'powerful and dangerous' elven wizard they've heard so much about cause he looks like a stiff breeze could blow over his stretched out frame, but the recoil from him blowing their asses up doesn't faze him whatsoever. He'd break a persons nose with the 'frail and dainty' hands that they just insulted. Fuck them. Give me all the beautiful Taako's and their diverse body images. Hell yes.

meanwhile taz crystal kingdom

taako: it is hot as hell in this fucky ass hot ass room i’m in

kravitz:

taako: IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER

It’s 7:30 PM, time to post uhhh Taako from TV

Taako Taaco