Welp, Looks Like I Dont Need To Eat For An Entire Year If I Just Eat This, Thanks Papa Hades

Ikr?? Like, how DARE you be homeless i have a perfectly good cat safe haven three blocks away in my house, get in my fucking arms NOW

Random things charlie has:

• charlie goes to a lot of places with lots of gay men, one of these is a teen friendly bar for queers and he has an old emploee card from his gbf who works there

• on the topic of gays, charlie has just a bunch of homosexual and bisexual insomniac men saved on his phone and they just hit eachother up at random hours of the night, they have a groupchat:

C- ''oh i just rememberd i haven called Adam in a while''

N- ''who's adam?''

C- ''my favorite gynocologist''

*nick.exe has gone into shock*

C- *calls Adam* ''hey Adam, how's work now that valentine's come aro-''

A- ''you have no clue how many STD's i've seen today''

___^^___^^___^^___^^

C- *gets call and answers* ''Felix?''

V- ''no this is one of his boyfriends Vincent, I stole his phone''

C- ''oh Vincent! I remember you from pride''

V- ''yeah so urm... i just got bottomed as fuck by him, he bit me all over and passed out right after. He told me you also had a biting thing, could you tell me how to like hide it?''

C- ''oh no problem, take medical alcohol, sterilise your bite marks gently with a cotton ball, was under warm water, cleen with paper towels and Filex has tattoes right?''

V- ''yes''

C- ''good, use his second skin product on the bitemarks''

V- ''okay, thanks''

They proceed to move to facetime to talk and Vincent introduces Charlie to the cats him and his boyfriends are cat sitting for their friend lola

• a biting agression which means he uses biting to let out stress

• ✨️depression✨️

• a deep love for eating corn

• a body pillow with a random shark on it

• dog chew toys (refering back to the biting agression)

• a secret stash of copper bells and pinecones

https://youtube.com/shorts/vN_3DE6yYFA?si=niT8LvFIC-_qik3F

No one should have to live like this

Repost if you agree

New piece from my Purim costume, its Little Buddy from ''dont read this''

Ref pic

Updates tomorrow

Nick and charlie like to joke about how charlie is ''magical'' in bed

And its true

One time he took nicks shirt and pulled a bunny out of it

That was magical

AND THEN THEY FUC-

I love this. I need this in a fanfic YESTERDAY. If the og writer of this post @rosesradio is reading this, if you have an ao3 or wattpad please bless me with a link to your account and tell me if you wrote this prompt or not yet, its fabules!!

The children of Poseidon are fertile, really fertile. Especially during certain lunar periods. Jason has to cope alone when the moon is especially full, almost blue or gold, and Percy curses his father. Even a condom or pills won't help.

okayy, i love this 👀 (honestly surpirsed i haven't actually written mpreg or a/b/o type things, though it's on my Vaguely in the Future List)

i could see this coinciding with jason in a curious way. even though he's not technically part wolf, it's kind of a given he'd have wolf-like behaviors. i'd be curious if these same moon cycles inspire a heat within him (or would it be a rutt? for as much abo as i've read sometimes i get the terms confused). it would be the worst coincidence if the time that jason needs percy most is the time he can't have him due to such a high pregnancy risk.

ofc, when given something tempting & forbidden, the question is who would break first?

you have jason, who continually wants to break out of that box of leadership, who wants to be gentle & take care of percy during these lunar cycles. he wants to respect percy's wishes, because in what world would they be ready for a child? at the same time, though, his mind is screaming at him about how good percy looks (& would look while pregnant 👀), how he needs to mate, etc.

then you have percy, who was always a rule-breaker, though he is serious about the uncertainty of kids. he wants to be responsible in this, to not tie jason down (despite jason being ready to Pop The Question & Die for him at a moment's notice lmao). still, his brain is barraging him with thoughts of what a good dad jason would be, of how much he needs jason to breed him Like Yesterday

ultimately, i think it'd be fun to see like a cat-&-mouse, will-they-won't-they of "i wanna respect your decision but also i'm gonna lose my mind if i can't have you right now" situation on both ends. it would probably end with percy seducing jason ("seducing" being as tame as wearing shorts & eating a popsicle around him tbh, these guys don't take much lmao) before jason is bending percy over the nearest available surface to finally give in, pregnancy or otherwise.

:( bummer, where can i read said short? Are there others?

Anyway I’m glad find comic put in words how I feel being asexual 🥺💜

Ah yes, the struggles of having a short king boyfriend who becomes twice your hight when he turns into an animal!

Werewolverine sketchbook spread, I love drawing this guy, what's not to love about a gigantic mustelid

Yes

They have their own taste

Charlie: hey Nick, tits or ass?

Nick: ✨️personality✨️

Charlie:...

Nick:...

Charlie, sarcastically: wow Nick, how abalist of you *choking down a laugh* some of us have personality dissorders, you really should start learning to apritiate *fails misrebly* my nonexistent TITS *laughs*

Nick: ... no offence babe but you're build like a door *starts laughing* the only asset you have is how batshit crazy you are *laughing histerically*